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  1. You will never be as chad as this guy. 

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      Twiggy

      It’s 1 in 10,000 that can rock that amount of drip. 

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      Twiggy

      Probably not for a while tbh. A couple weeks ago a bunch of dudes with guns stormed the capital building in Minnesota(?) and all they demanded was to let them go back to work.

      Like, REALLY? IS THAT ALL YOU WANT TO ASK WHILE YOU'RE THERE?

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  3. Everybody gangsta till Trump endorses M4A.

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      Twiggy

      No kidding. This guy gives me mood whiplash like nothing else. One day he does something awesome, the next he ruins it or does something shit to counteract it.

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  4. Truly we have lost out on greatness.

     

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      Twiggy

      @Yoshi89 Clearly you're just another one of Ben Shapiro's forces of Chaos trying to dissuade us from realizing the Imperium of Jeb.

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      Twiggy

      Everybody gangsta till Horthy 2 steps up.

  5. So the right wants us to do... what? Have they gone insane with this corporatist mindset? I mean this is borderline fascistic, having to sacrifice the elderly and the ill like this for just the market... Way to politicize a totally apolitical issue.

     

     

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      Twiggy

      The death is horrible, of course, but the economic side of this has got me laffin.

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  6. In complete agreement with Kyle. Disappointing developments~

     

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      Twiggy

      Lol Trump is gonna get re-elected. 

  7. LOL, you feel you have to apologize for this now instead of three years ago just because of COVID-19? YouTube people, you're so hilarious and full of $#!+.

     

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      Twiggy

      Pandemic: *happens*

      YouTube: "Oooh. A scapegoat."

  8. It feels so good to watch Trump using a public emergency to shift the entire Republican Party "left" into economic nativism & centralized production while the DNC moves "right" into austerity neoliberalism means-testing with a literal corpse as their mascot.

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      Twiggy

      For real. All it would take is one person to convince Trump to keep up with the economic populism and he wins reelection in a landslide. He's further to the left than Pelosi and Schumer on this one lol.

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  9. No, Donald. I'm the President now...

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      Twiggy

      @Yoshi89 Some guy. I found the pic on /pol/. I wish my Happening kit was this advanced.

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  10. It'll be my birthday in less than three hours.

  11. 1.5 trillion dollars for a Wall Street bailout. That's a 13 digit number. Let me write it out properly.

    $1,500,000,000,000.

    That much going to banks instead of testing kits and health care.

    I've made some posts about imperialism in jest before. They are no longer in jest. I renounce libertarianism in it's entirety. What we need is a Caesar to cross the Potomac in order to unfuck things.

    #ImperialGang

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      Twiggy

      Let me be as clear as I possibly can. At this point I would strongly favor a competent military dictatorship over our current "democracy."

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  12. Where were you when Keemstar was promoted from YouTube Jerry Springer to Prophet of the End Times?

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      Twiggy

      I'm gonna die the way I lived. Flame wars on the internet. 

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  13. Coroavirus is definitely a threat and a serious problem to go through, but all the panic over it is absurd. Why wasn't there this much panic during the Ebola outbreak? Or during the SARs outbreak? Both are much more deadly and don't even initially present much differently... I guess it's just because it's more infectious? Or it's because it's being made out to be more than it is?

     

    While of course, what's likely the real cause of this is hushed. That part should be more frigbtening... You know, the idea that China may have released a bio-weapon onto the world...

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      Twiggy

      The average incubation period for SARS was 4-6 days, while the average incubation period for SARS 2: Electric Boogaloo is around two weeks. Furthermore, this virus can spread asymptomatically, allowing for people to infect others before they even know they had it. The virus has infected more people in Iran than SARS did the entire world because of how difficult it is to contain. Far more have died from this virus than SARS because of the rapid and difficult to contain nature of the virus. Factoring this in, while SARS and Ebola may have higher fatality probabilities, overall I would say this one is far, FAR deadlier. 

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  14. Today we got some truck action in Iceland, lol. I can tell you that this definitely does not happen often~

     

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      Twiggy

      Probably just a German immigrant who was late for work.

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  15. They said I was stupid for not investing my savings. They laughed at me. Who's laughing now, stockcucks? Not even shitposting. This market has been held aloft and inflated by the Federal Reserve by pumping it full of it's fiat funbux. It's exactly like the housing bubble back in 2007, but this time its everything. IT'S THE EVERYTHING BUBBLE AND IT'S FUCKING POPPING LETS GO BOYS!!!

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      Twiggy

      I wonder if the thing that comes after Weimar will be less murdery this time round?

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  16. I got promoted to full-time at my job last night! :pinkie:

    1. Twiggy

      Twiggy

      Congrats m8. Is that a managerial position or something?

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  17. I feel like a dick about laughing at Joe Biden now because it seems like he might be in the early stages of dementia for real. I know, Trump fucks up when speaking sometimes, but with Joe its seems like its every time he speaks. I used to help out around the nursing home that my granddad spent his final days in, and I've seen a lot of it. This looks kinda like that.

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      Twiggy

      @Yoshi89 The thing that made me think it might be dementia the most was the "Obiden-Bama Democrat" comment. Mixing up words almost like dyslexia is a big sign that one's brain might be slipping. After that, if you look closely occasionally he will get this confused look for just a second like he doen't know what's going on. I'm not a mental health expert so I can't say for sure. Maybe this is some quirky thing about him that we never noticed cause we were always focused on President Obama. But it makes me think that he needs to be examined, and actually makes me worry for the dude. Having your brain quit before your body is a real type of existential horror imo. Wouldn't wish it on anyone. 

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  18. Imagine being Elizabeth Warren right now though.

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    1. Twiggy

      Twiggy

      I have to disagree m8. While I agree with your assessment of Warren, she has framed herself as a progressive this whole time. There are quite a few people who consider themselves progressives that, like many other voters, find someone they like and then immediately put up their blinders. The fact of the matter is that the "progressive" Warren took those TV watcher votes that otherwise would have gone to Bernie. I am absolutely inclined to say that most people lack common sense.

      The main reason that I agree with you on your assessment of Warren is that if she really wanted a progressive to beat Trump, she would have immediately seen the coordinated effort by the DNC and other moderates to pump Biden, and would have dropped so as not to split the vote with Bernie. This was a foreseeable result. 

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  19. Donald Trump > Joe Biden. Trump's waifu may be shit, but at least she loves him.

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    1. Twiggy

      Twiggy

      True. With Warren splitting the progressive vote as well, it seems as though this is close to how it would go in a proper two way race. 

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  20. Turcia delenda est~ 

  21. Turcia delenda est~ 

    1. Twiggy

      Twiggy

      The Turks and anyone who comes to their aid should be left to their fate according to the rules of NATO. Sadly none of the member states seems to feel any obligation to follow their own rules. 

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  22. "You hear that? It's the sounds of the whispering winds of $#!+"

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      Twiggy

      There are other sounds?

  23. I got pulled over for making a rolling stop at a stop sign. I now owe $165. Are you fucking serious...? For making a rolling stop? FOH

    1. Twiggy

      Twiggy

      >Slow down 

      >See that there is no traffic and that its safe to proceed

      >Get a ticket anyway

      All stop signs should be replaced by yield signs.

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  24. Hope this aint true and this is just a lie, otherwise I hope they get screwed over. Woe to anyone who gives assistance to the Turks~

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      Twiggy

      This would be a great time for Greece to step in and launch a surprise war on them so that they can retake Constantinople. 

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      I'm not even making a hoi4 joke. I really want them to do it. I would be their biggest online shill. 

       

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