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Twiggy

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  1. ME: (buying 15 boxes of dxm cough syrup at CVS)

    CASHIER: Good idea stocking up for the coronavirus outbreak before we run out.

    ME: Stocking up for what now?

  2. I’ve decided that I’m voting for Joe. 

    Spoiler

    Joe mama

     

  3. I'm bored of Democracy now. #ImperialGang

     

    1. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      I'm on board with this.

    2. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      You can never get tired of Imperial Germany, the best kind of Germany there ever was~ <3 :wub:

  4. Imagine being Elizabeth Warren right now though.

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    1. Yoshi89

      Yoshi89

      Any other candidate who didn't even win their home state would back down by now.

    2. Here No Longer

      Here No Longer

      Honestly, this poster really is full of $#!+ and I definitely emphasize with the comment asking them to delete their account. If anything, if people had common sense (which I'm not  quite that inclined to say they don't), Warren supporting Bernie would actually hurt him. She's a f***ing snake plain and simple, and this person is clearly a neo-lib trying to smear the progressive base.

       

      Though if Warren wasn't a snake, I would be inclined to agree with the assessment he makes.

    3. Twiggy

      Twiggy

      I have to disagree m8. While I agree with your assessment of Warren, she has framed herself as a progressive this whole time. There are quite a few people who consider themselves progressives that, like many other voters, find someone they like and then immediately put up their blinders. The fact of the matter is that the "progressive" Warren took those TV watcher votes that otherwise would have gone to Bernie. I am absolutely inclined to say that most people lack common sense.

      The main reason that I agree with you on your assessment of Warren is that if she really wanted a progressive to beat Trump, she would have immediately seen the coordinated effort by the DNC and other moderates to pump Biden, and would have dropped so as not to split the vote with Bernie. This was a foreseeable result. 

  5. So apparently it's ambiguous as to whether or not Obama could serve as Biden's VP. Gotta admit though, it would be fucking hilarious as well as the greatest flex in political history.

    1. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Obama (to Biden): "You could not live with your own failure... Where did that bring you? ...Back to me."

  6. Donald Trump > Joe Biden. Trump's waifu may be shit, but at least she loves him.

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    1. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      When Bloomberg is beating Warren in delegates, snrk.

      Also, Bloomberg is actually doing a very good job at splitting the vote. Biden could have taken many more states that Sanders won such as Colarado if it was not for Bloomberg~

    2. Twiggy

      Twiggy

      True. With Warren splitting the progressive vote as well, it seems as though this is close to how it would go in a proper two way race. 

  7. I am concerned for two primary reasons. One, I am a car detailer. I am in at least 10 different cars a day, about 50 per week. Cars where people won't cover their mouths when coughing, where they're sweating, etc. If it starts spreading here like it is in SK, I am all but guaranteed to get it. I'm fairly young and in great shape, so I know I'll most likely be fine. My 70 year old parents with COPD that live with me, different story. Elderly with a preexisting breathing condition is the prime candidate for a fatal case. Given the long incubation period by the time I know I have it, it might already be to late to keep my parents from it. So yes I am a little bit afraid of getting the virus.
  8. Read the whole thread. Yes it is a good thing. She is clearly interested. Next time you see her, say hi and start up a conversation. If that goes well, ask her if she wants to hang out sometime. Ez. As far as the question in the title goes, the two are synonyms, with handsome being gender specific. Don't overthink it m8. Gl.
  9. So there's this subreddit called History Animemes and I enjoy it. It brings me great shame to enjoy anything about reddit, but at least I have niche memes to comfort me.

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    1. Phosphor

      Phosphor

      Damn, I need to get some of that Bloomberg campaign money! I can pump out some shitty memes  :ButtercupLaugh:

  11. Pewdiepie, JonTron, YMS are a few of my favorites. Fairly normie taste in YT tbh. Patrician taste m8.
  12. If it’s Sanders vs Trump it will be hilarious to watch the panic of limousine liberals deciding between higher taxes or potentially losing their cheap immigrant labor pool.

  13. "Um yeah can I get Bernie in the white house so I can bring communism to the United States. Also I'd like a burger and some fries with a large coke. Make sure the fries have no salt. No, I'm not saying this just so you have to make a batch of new fries."

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    1. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      That is a really good meme basis. XD

  15. If you're ever feel down because you've failed at something, just remember: Mike Bloomberg spent $500,000,000 to look like a complete fucking moron on National TV.

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  16. Wow. I had that exact same situation myself a couple years ago. Turned down a girl and she immediately assumed I was gay lol.
  17. Bloomberg doesn't seem to understand that Trump was able to get away with having a bigoted past purely because he was funny.

  18. Step 1: Focus media attention on Bloomberg to get him Dem nomination (worked wonders for Trump)

    Step 2: Bloomberg makes Hillary his running mate

    Step 3: President Bloomberg

    Step 4: Bloomberg passes peacefully in his sleep from three gunshot wounds to the back of the head.

    Step 5: IT'S HER FUCKING TURN

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    1. Here No Longer

      Here No Longer

      Also RIP Yang's run.

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