Kronos the Revenant

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  1. Just made some cookies with little bro using mother’s recipe. Turned out better than expected for a first try. image.thumb.jpg.035da28ef95d5179070bbc21c68a5019.jpg

  2. @Samurai Equine Kronos sighed and stood up. “I may be a wandering mercenary,” Kronos replied to the owner, “but i still follow my own code of honor through and through. You cant pay me enough to overturn my objective. Besides, you’ve already given me too much information to simply turn a blind eye now. This exchange is over.” Kronos turned to leave the building and was headed over to Jon.
  3. Bet none of you guys have heard of THIS one: Ahh, i remember this weird ass show. It was part hilarious part weird, of course it was a Saturday morning kids show, but it was still weird for the early 2000s
  4. @Samurai Equine Kronos smacked his own face in disbelief. Is this guy for real? he thought to himself. ”Tha-that’s it?” he stammered, “That’s literally all you want from me? I mean, i kinda expected this to end differently. Dont get me wrong, i aint complaining, just thrown for a loop.”
  5. @Samurai Equine Kronos followed the pony to the meeting space. When he got there, he sheathed his weapons and took a quick scan of the room. “Well,” Kronos said to the darkness, “we gonna settle this or what?”
  6. In some ways, yes she is smarter than me. As someone with high functioning autism, i too am highly knowledgeable in other miscellaneous topics. Same.
  7. @Samurai Equine Kronos looked down on his prisoner. ”Well,” he asked, “What’s it gonna be, punk? You gonna take me to your boss or am i gonna add your head to my collection?” Just execute him where he stands. Kill him. Kronos’ eye slightly twitches, resisting the temptations of his voices to simply kill his target at the moment.
  8. Wait, what? This was a contest? Umm, i dont know exactly how banners work, though.
  9. @Samurai Equine ”Well,” Kronos tells Jon, “What do you want me to do with this one?” Kill him, one of his voices said encouragingly. Remove this dishonorable spy’s head from their shoulders, another one egged on. Hey hey hey, he told his voices, we do this right. By the book. Fine, the voices groaned.
  10. I love snakes and spiders here is an adorable jumping spider with a water drop hat And here is a small hognose snake
  11. My special talent is to make a room go silent by simply being there followed by my very presence causing to room to empty out because no one wants to talk to me.
  12. I used to work graveyard shift at a fast food restaurant. Lots of crackheads and potheads came by the window. Once you smell it, there’s no denying it.
  13. @Samurai Equine Kronos notices the interloper has some irregular bulge in his jacket. He pinned the pony onto the ground with two swords crossing over his neck. He began to rapidly interrogate him. “What’s in your jacket? Who sent you? How did you get those termites in there unnoticed?”
  14. Umm, does this have anything to do with sports? Engineer
  15. I never smelled anything weird with the store itself, but in some RESTROOMS, one time i smelled someone doing CRACK in the neighboring stall while i was on the porcelain throne.
  16. Nope. Im all for physical intimacy, no matter how frequent. Physical intimacy doesnt bother me at all. Same.
  17. @Samurai Equine What the hell!? Kronos thought as he saw the termites eating away at the material. He quickly shot his head up and tried to follow the masked interloper. He pulled out a sword that segmented into many parts kept together with a chain. He whipped it around and skillfully wrangled one of the perpetrator’s hind legs. “GET OVER HERE!!!!” he demanded as he yanked the whipsword towards him. “Who are you and how did you manage to sabotage this stock?”
  18. I live my social life perpetually assuming that anyone i look at hates me just by looking at me.
  19. Kronos decides to begin his investigation with the morning shift. He started by watching the delivery wagon from a distance and watching who was at the store. He switched his eyepiece for x-ray and face scanning to identify who was there. Sure enough, his head count went up to twelve ponies. Nothing too much out of the ordinary there. He also strolled by to take a few more pictures of the stock in the wagon. It wasnt until he used his x-ray vision to scan the materials that were both unloaded and kept in the wagon that he halted things. “Wait a minute.” Kronos stated imperatively while holding up an arm. He scanned the unloaded boxes one more time and scanned the boxes kept in the wagon. “Before this wagon goes off,” Kronos told Jon, “Open up one of these boxes.” He then went into the wagon and picked up a box in the back, gently placing it down and told him, “Then open up this one. A good business pony, no matter their craft, must always be wary of the quality of the materials they’re being provided.”
  20. Ahh, yes. My first make out with her. It was something to truly savor. Our love was like that of Romeo and Juliet, forbidden by our families, which made it exciting. Same.