Kronos the Revenant

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  1. The Mickey Deez Nutz i work at is finally re-opening its lobby. Oh boy. 

  2. Nothing is worse than having your parents asking you the same goddamn question at least five times with the same answer just because they think you’re lying when, in fact, you’re telling the truth. 

  3. Been watching some police shows and just thought of this:

    Police: *bans automatic weapons*
     

    Criminals: *Use submachine guns and assault rifles*
     

    Criminals: *kill dozens of officers*
     

    Police:

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  4. Just got a letter from the IRS. Signed bu Donald Trump. Which is basically saying “Here’s your money and my signature, please like me for next election. Take care. Bye bye.” Like, WTF, i still dont like you, Trump. 

    1. BBolt ⚡️

      BBolt ⚡️

      What kind of letter :ooh: ?

    2. Kronos the Revenant

      Kronos the Revenant

      IRS. It’s about the stimulus checks they’ve been sending out. 

    3. Kiryu⚡Chan

      Kiryu⚡Chan

      His signature is why physical checks took longer to get to people.

      Thanks for choking us financially?

  5. My mom’s talking about Kim Jong Un’s vegetative state and is know thinking of fixing me or my brother up with Kim Jong Un’s sister. :D  

  6. Day 563 of self isolation. 

  7. Just made some cookies with little bro using mother’s recipe. Turned out better than expected for a first try. image.thumb.jpg.035da28ef95d5179070bbc21c68a5019.jpg

  8. MY FALLOUT: EQUESTRIA NOVEL JUST ARRIVED IN THE MAIL!!!!!!!!! *BIG SQUEE* :squee:

    1. Deerie

      Deerie

      have fun with it, Kronos!

    2. Meson ⚡

      Meson ⚡

      That's dope!

  9. Gotta love America’s priorities. With this whole outbreak, the first thing they’re worried about is the NCAA. Even while talking about that, they said that they’re worried about the staff, coaches and, get this, MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE FUCKING PLAYERS, because fuck everyone else who has the brains to really benefit the nation, sports is where it’s at, America. 

  10. My father successfully purchased the Fallout: Equestria novel, hardcover. It should arrive a week after my birthday. 

  11. My father just bid on a Fallout:Equestria book for my bday gift. 

  12. My little brother got accepted into UC Merced. 

  13. Part of me is thinking about changing up my OC’s backstory in a weird way. 

  14. image.thumb.jpg.7554b008c0c249aa446f776b613c9d33.jpgHere at Dreamhack in Anaheim 

  15. JUST CAUGHT A RANDOM WILD SHINY WHILE G-MAX HUNTING!!!!!!!image.thumb.jpg.17e9aa58631e54a4ebeb9f0e08be4924.jpg

  16. Just caught my second G-Max pokemon. 323F25BC-DAFB-4284-A8BB-6BC8DB9A1E2B.thumb.jpeg.0ca8353c51f7efeda45a11d0a27a40d2.jpeg

  17. Finally caught my first Gigantamax Pokemon that isnt gifted. image.thumb.jpg.36387d83084cec40e0cb05243f6d4d07.jpg

  18. This is making me laugh so hard and i have no idea why. :ButtercupLaugh:AED38E73-8C89-4BC7-B036-E1EE0917EFC0.jpeg.6fed2bba6ed5bc0e6a2e830b05f8e97a.jpeg

  19. Every crime drama:

    Police: Excuse me, would you mind answering some que-

    Citizen: OmG, tHeSe PoLiCe ArE hARaSsInG mE aNd ViOlAtInG mY rIgHtS aS a CiViLiAn!!!!!!!!!

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  20. Im thinking about writing a short story about a Frosmoth’s journey from its perspective, from Snom to Frosmoth to champion. 

  21. JUST CAUGHT MY FIRST SHINY IN POKEMON SHIELD!!!!! 

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    2. Kronos the Revenant

      Kronos the Revenant

      It’s a shiny Hawlucha. 

    3. Odyssey

      Odyssey

      That's great, Shiny Hawlucha looks so unique :yay:

    4. Kronos the Revenant

      Kronos the Revenant

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      here’s my shiny lucha birb

  22. News media when an Esports player uses his winnings to buy his mother a new house:E4297890-E2E1-4D12-888F-22B5868D3113.jpeg.bfc5ad5f516ec9835dfbc5f43127757e.jpeg

     

    News media when a school shooter has played Wii Sports:

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    1. Dustlicious

      Dustlicious

      Also News media when statistics prove that shootings have been going down over the past 20 years:

       

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  23. Hear me out on this:

    A Fallout based DnD campaign

    New features like gear condition affecting combat rolls and checks

    Titles that would affect interactions with NPCs in other campaigns of this nature

    Class specializations

     

    This literally popped into my head yesterday and i’ve been researching it to see if it was already made, and so far i havent seen anything of this nature. 
     Please dont take credit for this idea from me. I’ve never really done DnD before, but i would love to be the DM for a campaign like this. 

  24. Look at who my shift manager was today (green circle “M”):5A621557-2613-4687-AC06-0DC9BE4D9BE7.thumb.jpeg.574d573d0635ead1ac1edbda061cbeca.jpeg

  25. Me: This is my sister, Yuri.

    Person: Yuri who?

    Me: Yuritarded

    Person: How about you?

    Me: Im Yora

    Person: Yora who?

    Me: Yora douche.