Kronos the Revenant

STATUS OF MESSAGE: CLASSIFIED

PRIORITY: ABSOLUTE

CASE FILE: N3G0T1A7I0N5

MESSAGE: I WILL KEEP THIS BRIEF. MY PEOPLE USED TO BE ALLIED WITH YOURS. WHILE I WOULD USUALLY DO BUSINESS WITH THE PRINCESSES OF THIS LAND, IT SEEMS TO HAVE COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT EQUESTRIA IS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. I NEED ACCESS TO THE NEW LEADER OF THIS LAND. PLEASE REPLY WITH METHODS OF ACCESS FOR NEGOTIATIONS TO TAKE PLACE. FURTHER DETAILS TO BE DISCUSSED WITH PARTIES OF INTEREST. 

The gentleman in me says that you’re unavailable; the lover, however, would like to buy you a drink.  

*Pulls out lighter and aerosol spray*

”GTFO” 

Ranbo Dosh? Whaddafuq?

1 minute ago, StarChargeR said:

why is this a topic ? XD lol

Why not?  LOL

Whenever I’m in the bathroom, I try my best to rip a fat one to assert dominance in the establishment, regardless of whether or not it’s public or private. I usually fail, however, and I just end up looking like a lightheaded idiot with a rekt rectum. 

House chores, eat and play video games either on my phone or Xbox. My little brother tends to hog the Switch, but there’s not really anything interesting we have on it. At least, not until Christmas when he opens up the Pokémon game I got him. 

*Sees weird white horse in house*

*heads to garage*

*comes back to kitchen with machete*

”I’ve always wondered what Alicorn meat tasted like.”

*Grabs something from fridge and pantry and eats alongside dragon-looking thing*

Give yourself some time to get over it. It varies between people. Me, I’ll bawl for like, two minutes after a break up then get over it. After that, I just go about my life until another partner comes around. Just take as much time as you need, buddy. It’s different for everyone. 

What’s your period of time between a breakup and a hook up?

Sure. Just keep it casual and i’ll determine whether I’m up for a second date. 

I’d rather be by myself. Whenever I’m at a group of people, I’m mostly ignored anyways. At least when I’m by myself, I can talk to people that I want to in my head. 

Overrated: Rayquaza, literally made his own tier with his stupid Dragon’s Ascent move.

Underrated: Zygarde. Adorable land snake Pokémon. Nuff said. 

I had four. Each representing a repressed emotion of mine. Gabriel was my compassion. Kaid was my wrath. Tulson was my questionable sexuality. And Kraven was my metaphorical hunger for attention and affection. These four eventually became my OC’s seperate personalities in his dissociative identity disorder. 

She sounds gentle and sweet and almost adorably timid. She’s especially quiet when we talk to each other with her family around. She sounds adorable is what I’m trying to say. 

Same. 

Her soft butt.  Of course, she has a beautiful smile, too, but, her butt is really nice. 

Same. 

What about a “villain” that tries to help others through rather morally questionable means, like peace through war. What I mean is like a person who’s not really a despot, but more of a tyrant in that they’re a powerful and ruthless general that’s looking after the well being of their people while using brutal methods that give the results he/she desires. 

Think of this scenario:

Land of peaceful citizens who don’t believe in a use of violence. 

Sudden stereotypically evil and overly powerful opposition takes over. 

Peace and reasoning doesn’t work against this new force. 

Outside help from a ruthless militant leader steps in and drives out opposition through brutal and violent means. 

Outside helper attempts to reinforce peaceful land by whipping them up into shape. 

Wait, this is almost sounding like To Change A Changeling. 

Total Eclipse of the Heart

I Wanna Know What Love Is

If It’s Meant to Be

those are just some examples. 

Can anyone else think of other good duet songs?

Who/what the hell are you!?

8 hours ago, Jetset Troblems said:

I have a giant asshole crew of 5 cats and a dog, or in actuality, 2 dogs, 2 cats, and two rabbits.

 

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Big boi Tank

 

 

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Little munchie Jeep

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Dumb boi Hypnos

 

 

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My best bud Pascal in the back, and everyone's best friend Lovelace in the front

 

 

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And all around slutcat and orangeloud, Ganache

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tank is an absolute unit. Pascal and Lovelace look lovely, too. 

I believe this is an appropriate response. 

This is my currently alive dog, Rocket

And this is my late dog, Brownie. Rest In Peace, my little wiener dog. Look after grandpa for us. 

I’ve saved a few of them. 

Miniature figurines?

Quite a few of them    -___-

Vinyl figurines of any kind?

I would if I could, unfortunately I have little to no means of doing so consistently.