Kronos the Revenant

gahh cant decide who to be shipped with...octavia or twilight XD

Just noticed I reached my 2000th brohoof. Woo woo.

South Korea's Liberation Day today. Woo woo!

Sergeant: *inspecting my room* It smells like bread in here.

Me: I know. 

Sergeant: 

I dunno what it is about field work that just brings out the worst in me. 

Me: *tries to boot up TF2*

Steam Update: I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

You know you're in the field when you're sucking ketchup packets for calories.

Morning everyone!

Anyone: Hey, how you doing?

Me: 

Who knew that you could get really bad bruises on your hands? :c

It's July. Why am I listening to Christmas songs in mid-July? -.-'

Nothing better than pink lemonade and warm pizza. :3

Hello, long time no see.

Was watching a tank convoy just now. The crews like to paint nicknames for the tanks on the barrel, stuff like "Doomsday" and "Bull Rush".

I guess one of them plays Overwatch, 'cause there was a "Nerf This" tank. 

I am so high right now. High on life. Wooooo!!! 

It's been such a long time since I've used a firearm. I wanna go back to the raaaaange... ;c;

Haven't been on here in a while. How many of my followers are still my friends? :p

The side effects of rampant alcoholism don't look so bad.

The side effects of rampant alcoholism don't look so bad.

Every time I read a story on r/entitledparents, I have to go thank my mom for not being one of those "let me talk to your manager" types.

Riding bike back from work in the rain. Chain falls off bike. Has to walk back in the rain. 

To be fair, I'm glad the chain wasn't broken, and I managed to fix it myself without too much fuss. Just annoying is all.

Grilled burger or grilled hot dog?

I’m in Canada, previously in New York. 

Good evening.