AHH! W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! Don't tell him for me! ... uh... I' mean if I did, NOT THAT I DO, I don't really want you telling-
Hello Miss Hooves, hey what's that? *reads comment* hehe don't be ridiculous Straight Shot! Sure Miss Hooves enjoys eating muffins, but she is still in great shape! I don't see it possible that she could "crush me" after all she is a pegasus so she has hollow honeycombed shaped bones structures. That is what allows her to fly and it also makes her twice as light as an earth pony, and about 67% lighter than a unicorn!
... even after all that scientific math stuff he's still both an idiot and he's adorable...