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Kept hearing what sounded like the pleasurable moans of a girl from the tv. Looked at the tv. Turned out to be an old movie about the life of Jesus. The moans were the actress' bad attempt at sounding like she was in child labor. >___>
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@weegeez
Yup.
Jesus' birth sounded more erotic than did the scene where Herod Antipas and his supposed wife get frisky with each other. :V
weegeez
Lol, someone enjoys giving birth...
I guess a pleasurable birth was God's compensation due to the lack of sex during the baby-making process.
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