Lady Rarity Pony

I bet your wife's a chihuahua. You can be my personal calculator. That way I can enjoy pressing your buttons. <3

O.K. Hou bout we mack babbie? k ya kno rite? mm ;D

Says the guy with a G1 pony avatar.

Hello my children! I have returned for you and your bodies (primarily your bodies)! I am LOTSY the Swine, your supreme Pork Queen. I have come to reclaim my throne as true head of the forums. This means Feld0 will be my corn-bearing servant. Tich will be my belly-dancer. Zoop will carry my luggage (and me :3) Chigens (and Kay) will be my personal adviser. Pinkazoid shall be my right-hoof swine. It's none of your business what Chaotic Discord will be. Everyone else are my personal slaves! Do not squirm and flee! Before today is over, I shall have reproduced and will have many children! Come my piggies! Rise and usurp the kosher members who have infested the forums! Members who joined me freely: Pinkazoid Commander Urdnot (HE'S THE BACON!) Stratos NATIONAL ANTHEM

This crusade...it is not large enough! Better improve soon or I'll just sack Constantinople out of anger.

If I was selecting Inquisitors I'd probably have burned you at the stake for that joke. But not for a crusade. :3

You're both in!

Who's that? :I

True, true. But their women were pretty ugly. Doesn't that make up for it?

The Muslim defenders of Jerusalem must have said something similar. And where are they now???? Crushed under the might of a crusading army! Don't even get me started about the Byzantines of Constantinople. :V

Desperate times call for desperate measures! Since the outbreak of the Pony Navel Revolution, trends have been springing up at a rapid rate. Despite the attempts at countering these they have gone unabated. An even more abominable trend has developed on this April 1st. Several mods have already taken recourse to G1 pony avatars. A horror like this simply cannot go unchallenged. Nor can those supporting this be allowed to spread their G1 heresies. Since diplomacy is of no use here I have decided to take matters into my own hands. On this day, April 1st, I have called a Holy Crusade to wipe out all these terrors once and for all. All who have succumbed to these trends are worthy targets whom must be eradicated at all costs. Join me now in the fight against these heresies. Our army shall be called the Equestrian Order of the Holy Sepulchre (definitely not copied from a real Crusading order because it has the convenient word 'Equestrian' in it). In order to join, use an avatar (and preferably also a username) based off a historic crusader, someone important relating to the crusades (no Saracens, though!), or just a Crusader themed pony (standard CMC's don't count) and post a response here! I shall be going as Joan of Arc! Although not a crusader she did intend to join the crusades launched against the Hussites (although she was executed by the English prior to then! ) So what do you say? 'God wills it!' should be your response! :3 Members: Lady Rarity Pony as Joan of Arc Modphase as King Richard the Lionheart Yes-Man as Indiana Jones (don't ask)