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  1. Lady Rarity Pony
    http://mlpforums.com/topic/42840-the-society-of-flat-young-geocentric-earth-holocaust-deniers/
  2. Lady Rarity Pony

    Oh no! What's the History Channel gonna do without crappy 2012 documentaries! They'll have nothing left to show. :''''''''(((((((

    1. NewCalamity

      NewCalamity

      There's always ancient aliens, American pickers, and other job reality shows.

    2. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      Fuck.

    3. Solace

      Solace

      all they have is the clearly scripted pawn stars and the amazing pawnathon canada

  3. Lady Rarity Pony

    You made me drop it. Now it's broken. :/

    1. A Glimpse of Everything

      A Glimpse of Everything

      Sorry 'bout that. Happens too often. :/

  4. Lady Rarity Pony

    Hap-hee Barpha-dae Sculbaster!11!!!!1

  5. Lady Rarity Pony

    I love the way Xbox sends me the code promised for pre-ordering Halo 4 and when I used it not only does it not give me what was promised but it entirely removes the options that were supposed to have been made accessible by it.

    1. Not Robin

      Not Robin

      1. Go to Microsoft with hatchet

      2. Kill everyone in office

      3. ???

      4. Profit

  6. Lady Rarity Pony

    I like to think of myself as merely watching and examining the world rather than taking part in it.

    1. Bari

      Bari

      I as well.

  7. Lady Rarity Pony

    Okay, for real this time. Jokuc sent me a nice Christmas card. Which means I finally got mail. :D (I'm posting this against my will. :3)

    1. Viscra Maelstrom

      Viscra Maelstrom

      my god, is Jokuc using some dark magic to force you to smile?

  8. Lady Rarity Pony

    Jokuc sent me death threats via actual physical mail! :D

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    2. Riclo

      Riclo

      Nice to know.

    3. LowfatEnvelope

      LowfatEnvelope

      I hear those sell for a lot on ebay.

    4. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      I'm still waiting for the love letters...

  9. Lady Rarity Pony

    Life's like a circle. Run around all you want - but you're never gonna find a point.

    1. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      /nihilisticmotivationalmessage

    2. That Guy

      That Guy

      2 deep 4 me

  10. Lady Rarity Pony

    Don't you love when you have a really large and long book and you need to shove it into that tight little space on the bookshelf.

    1. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      ifyouknowwhatimean.

  11. Lady Rarity Pony

    Martin Luther was just jealous he didn't get giant fancy keys.

    1. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      WHO DOESN'T LIKE GIANT KEYS?????

    2. ProjectRKA

      ProjectRKA

      And this is where I wish the status updates had a like feature. xD

    3. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      :3

  12. Lady Rarity Pony

    o/ \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o \o...

    1. Doctor XFizzle

      Doctor XFizzle

      \_O__/

    2. Not Robin

      Not Robin

      >_>
    3. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      Don't you guys know a Nazi rally when you see one? :i

  13. Lady Rarity Pony

    Happy Evil Birthday! :DDD

  14. Lady Rarity Pony

    There goes another one.

    1. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      ? D:

    2. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      They all fall.

       

      One. By. One.

    3. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      That one was special too. :E

  15. Lady Rarity Pony

    12-12-2012

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    2. I used to be a stranger

      I used to be a stranger

      Hibernating. That's the easy part.

    3. Ron Jeremy

      Ron Jeremy

      Assaulting a fortress full of sleeping squirrels would be far from badass.

    4. Ron Jeremy

      Ron Jeremy

      I spent the end of the world folding laundry while listening to death metal.

       

      I guess that's badass enough.

  16. Lady Rarity Pony

    You're all screwed, and I'm glad about it. :3

    1. Tom

      Tom

      And I'm glad your glad... wait we're screwed?!

    2. Dr_Waveband

      Dr_Waveband

      It's the same apocalypse for you too, you know. You're no better off than the rest of us.

    3. HomuraBL

      HomuraBL

      Screwed by what. ;)

  17. Lady Rarity Pony

    LGBTQQIAPLOLWTFTOOMANYLETTERS.

    1. Queen Cassie

      Queen Cassie

      Shut it.

    2. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      Whatever you say!

  18. Lady Rarity Pony

    It's okay guys. Let it all out in here. http://mlpforums.com/topic/35293-gay/

  19. Lady Rarity Pony

    I secretly laugh at anyone who still asserts the myth that people during the Middle Ages normally believed in a Flat Earth and that Columbus disproved the flat earth. This notion still finds its way into school textbooks despite the fact that historians have debunked it entirely.

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    2. Killian Jones

      Killian Jones

      geocentrism, now there is a laugh

    3. Batbrony

      Batbrony

      I didn't say they got everything right; however, there were plenty of valid reasons that the Ptolemaic model was accepted for centuries. Just took some advances in astronomy from figures such as Copernicus and Galileo to get things right; oh, and don't get me started on the idea that the church tried to silence Galileo. They probably would've been more receptive of his ideas if he hadn't been so asinine in his promotion of them (dude was brilliant, but he had a bit of an ego...

    4. Batbrony

      Batbrony

      ...(dude was brilliant, but he had a bit of an ego that frequently got him into trouble).

  20. Lady Rarity Pony

    D'oh! Is it Christmas already? I thought your birthday was on the 25th!

    1. Riclo

      Riclo

      lol

  21. Lady Rarity Pony

    Oh how I'd love to kill you.

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    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      Admins don't get hugs. They get more paperwork.

    3. Yellow Diamond

      Yellow Diamond

      That's it! Christmas is officially canceled!

    4. Shiki

      Shiki

      I-aint-even-mad.jpg

  22. Lady Rarity Pony

    If you had the ability to destroy one city, town, village, etc. in the world and could watch the inhabitants die in any manner you want, which location would you choose to destroy?

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    2. Pinkazoid

      Pinkazoid

      Yeah, but I gotta enjoy something being tortured :3

       

      the full town simply won't do without Pinkie :3

    3. Xievie

      Xievie

      I'd destroy Berry's house unless he changes his desire to obliterate Pinkie Pie. :(

    4. Pinkazoid

      Pinkazoid

      HAH!

      I don't have a house!

      I live under a bridge on the loop, I sneak into people's houses to watch ponies and use their computers.

      Nice try Mister Asian Man.....

  23. Lady Rarity Pony

    Penguins are black and white. Some old tv shows are black and white. Therefore, some penguins are old tv shows.

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    2. Homura Akemi

      Homura Akemi

      Old TV shows are penguins.

    3. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      There are movies whith something called sepia, it's a yellowish kind of color.

      Penguins are also yellow, if you look at this for example http://goo.gl/et21O

      I also noticed that humans comes in those three colors too.

    4. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      Black White and Yellow

       

      (I am so funny)

  24. Lady Rarity Pony

    Sugah pwum is my bestest best friend now. /)^3^(\

    1. I used to be a stranger

      I used to be a stranger

      Prove it.

    2. TheBronyHeart

      TheBronyHeart

      HE IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!

    3. Count Paradox

      Count Paradox

      NU MINE!!!

  25. Lady Rarity Pony

    I haven't slept at all tonight and it's almost morning (second time I do this in the last 3 days). I think my sleep cycle is officially screwed up!

    1. Jokuc

      Jokuc

      :c aw dude ;_;

      *hug*

    2. Shiki

      Shiki

      ;_; ...

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