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Lady Rarity Pony

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  1. Went outside to rescue a little bird that was hiding near our door. He flew away >:( BLARGH U WERENT SUPPOSE TO FLY, YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE ALL HELPLESS. O:<

    1. Doctor XFizzle

      Doctor XFizzle

      its not Red Bull, it's Larp who gives you wings.

    2. Lady Rarity Pony
  2. FUCKING SONY VEGAS 11 PIECE OF SHIT. I swear, don't buy this crap, don't even download it. Disappears from your PC whenever the hell it wants to and deletes everything you edited when it freaking feels like it. >:C

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    2. Akemi Homura

      Akemi Homura

      Swearing is bad, mmkay?

    3. Tyger

      Tyger

      Reminds me of this video:

    4. Bohtty

      Bohtty

      Sounds more like your software got corrupt or your computer is jacked up. Have you considered reinstalling?

  3. Oh how I love this avatar. It's so sexy.

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    2. FedoraMemes

      FedoraMemes

      Also known as Chrysalis

    3. Zoop

      Zoop

      Good. Throw that worthless swine in the oven and cook her for dinner. This is a pigs-free zone.

    4. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      @Zoop Hey she's in Swoops hands now. Lets' hope he finishes her off ;)

  4. I have been cured of the swine flu!

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    2. Doctor XFizzle

      Doctor XFizzle

      Next up: Mad Cow Disease. Then Bird Flu.

    3. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      Hey. When the pig awakens, she's gonna make herself known :\/

    4. Colon Leftbracket
  5. Fluttershy ate my swine family.

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    2. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      **LOTSY farts**

    3. Jonke

      Jonke

      Why.... why... LRP.... *corruption in the main core* Make it stop!

    4. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      Who's LRP? Is that the silly sludge pony? I am LOTSY. No more sludge. Only. SWINE!

  6. does this dress make me look fat?

    1. Swit Swat

      Swit Swat

      I say yes Olivia

  7. Taste my swine flu epidemic motherbuckers.

    1. HomuraBL

      HomuraBL

      Don't worry folks! I have the vaccine!

    2. Pinkazoid

      Pinkazoid

      I don't

      **dies...again....**

       

      so my ghost died.....

  8. MY RETURN WAS PROPHESIED BY THAT SILLY SLUDGE PONY. HE TALKED ABOUT ME ALL THE TIME ON HIS ABOUT ME PAGE. BUT WORRY NO LONGER. YOUR SWINE IS HERE.

  9. Now that that silly sludge pony is out of the way, I shall begin my Swine Empire.

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    2. Pinkazoid

      Pinkazoid

      Rarity would be disappointed in you Lotsy......

    3. NewCalamity
    4. Pinkazoid

      Pinkazoid

      poor lurps

  10. ˙pɹoן ǝɥʇ uodn ʇou ןןɐɔ puɐ 'pɐǝɹq ʇɐǝ ʎǝɥʇ sɐ ǝןdoǝd ʎɯ dn ʇɐǝ oɥʍ ¿ǝbpǝןʍouʞ ou ʎʇınbıuı ɟo sɹǝʞɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ןןɐ ǝʌɐɥ

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    2. Vicke

      Vicke

      Guess the language: Ching hong pinga chang young.

    3. ProjectRKA

      ProjectRKA

      Is it Vicklish ? :D

    4. Vicke
  11. HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    1. Shankveld

      Shankveld

      lmao! That is awesome :D and thanks hubby ^.^

  12. LOL, found literally like 10 documentaries on DVD I haven't gotten around to watching, along with around 15 history-related books I haven't gotten around too reading. Time to get busy :DDD

  13. Cockroaches in my house now. FUCK. MY. LIFE. They are worse than spiders.

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    2. be my waifu

      be my waifu

      I agree completely

       

      I can take bees, but roaches... NOPE.avi

    3. Colon Leftbracket

      Colon Leftbracket

      Spiders are cute

    4. FLARE

      FLARE

      Australian spiders are the best, they have eyes the size of humans.

  14. I recognize that avatar. Hello ;)

    1. Molester Man

      Molester Man

      I figured people would recognize me :P

       

      Yes, I'm Auzzie.

  15. "I call that the 'Everyone in the past was an idiot' theory" Probably the best quote I've heard today.

    1. NavelColt

      NavelColt

      I approve <3

  16. It's long enough to reach across a small room but not long enough to traverse a whole living room

  17. Lurpy is best Lady.

    1. Bunni

      Bunni

      I have a feeling Arylett is going to disagree with this..

    2. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      Arylett is a wannabe Lady :P

    3. Bunni

      Bunni

      .. *reports this in to Mistress Arylett* You shouldn't have done that..

  18. Shut up or I'll impregnate your electronics.

  19. Relevant:

    1. Nightfall
    2. VladmireV.S.(Crank)

      VladmireV.S.(Crank)

      whats funny is trixie is aslso relevant. Trixie is ALWAYS relevant...:3

  20. yet the only girl who'd love him is his mother *whispers*

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