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  1. Batbrony
    Everfree = Equestria, Equestria = the s@#$ I run, ergo, yes I do. But very well, I have heard your pleas; buy my new book and we'll call it even. I guarantee you'll love it! And it only costs three bits!!! So fork it over, I know you've got them from our sugary princess friend.
  2. Batbrony
    Well that wasn't exactly an answer, but seeing as I am an omnipotent, omniscient, all-knowing being, I'm simply going to assume that you like bananas! Oh, and another thing, I'm a godlike being; I don't need my moon cannon to send anypony to the moon. So, now that we've determined that you do indeed like bananas...
  3. Batbrony
    Oh Muffin Thief, I have a question! Do you like bananas?
  4. Batbrony
    For all the Tavi fans!
  5. Batbrony
    Would you like me to send TGAPMT to the moon? Sheesh, you make somepony the ruler of the Everfree Forest, and suddenly they think they're the king of the world!
  6. Batbrony
    Oh I see how it is Ms. Hotshot-I've-Been-An-Alicorn-For-Only-Two-Days-But-Already-Run-All-This-S@#%! You start doing everything there is to do around Canterlot, and when you can't find anything else to do, you start an "Ask Pony" thread as well and try to steal my thunder even more?!?! You conniving little filly. Well, two can play at that game, and it's time this royal troll put your freshly minted royal flank in its place! So then... what did I do with your parents last week? And yes, that's my question. -_- What... did... I... do... with... your... parents... last... week? Well? I'm waiting!
  7. Batbrony
    Nope, never; I always try to be civil and polite at the very least, if not outright friendly to anypony I meet on forums, and if somepony is acting really stupid or douchey, then I just try to avoid them. Gotten a couple warning points on the MLP Forums before, but those were all on account of technical mistakes on my part, not any rude behavior towards anypony else.
  8. Batbrony
    Just when you think they can't come up with any new ways to have a group hug, we get... LEVITATING GROUP HUG, BUCK YEAH!!!!!!!! Easily 20% cooler than a normal group hug!
  9. Batbrony
    Not really, she still sent me that same bucking photo of her and her friends... again (66 times and counting)!!! <_< And yes, I am in this thread as well; nopony's asked me any questions in a few hours, so now I'm wandering threads, because that's what you can do when you're an all powerful godlike being. And yes, it's as awesome as it sounds! Anyways, have a funny pic everypony, compliments of your Royal Trollness! I like that Cheerilee, she is strong in the ways of the troll.
  10. Batbrony
    Best part of the season finale right there!!!
  11. Batbrony
    Honestly, if I had to pick a least favorite episode, I'd probably go with "Mystery On the Friendship Express". The lesson doesn't seem particularly important, the pacing is kinda odd (not rushed, just really strange), and it felt like more of a filler episode than any episode of MLP I've ever seen. Don't get me wrong, it's got its moments; Pinkie's imaginary re-enactments of the way the cake was bitten into are absolutely hilarious, and there are some other pretty funny one-liners (i.e. Rarity: "Fine I'm guilty! I wear false eyelashes! Oh, and I took a bite of the cake." ), but overall, the episode just doesn't do that much for me. It has an OK lesson about not jumping to conclusions, but not really a lesson about friendship, and as I said earlier, more than any other episode I've ever seen of MLP, it just really felt pointless and thrown in there to have an episode prior to the Season 2 Finale. Say what you will about "Magical Mystery Cure," but you have to admit that TONS of important plot developments took place. I'll be the first to admit that it should've been a two-parter episode, but on account of circumstances beyond Studio B's control, they had to do the best they could in one episode, and frankly, I think they did just that. Heck, even "Just For Sidekicks" has more important character developments than "Mystery On the Friendship Express" does! At least in the former we get to learn more about the Mane 6's pets!
  12. Batbrony

    Doctors are concerned about something with my mom, and now she has to go in for a biopsy on Wednesday. Praying that everything turns out alright, and if not, that they're able to figure out what's wrong and fix it as quickly as possible.

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    2. Batbrony

      Batbrony

      Thanks ya'll for all the well wishes. Means a lot to me, really does! :)

    3. Shanks

      Shanks

      You will be in my thoughts and prayers lets hope for the best.

    4. Batbrony

      Batbrony

      Thanks EP. :)

  13. Batbrony
    I said - HOLY CRAP, THAT IS ONE FUGLY MOTHERBUCKER!!! Seriously, I've seen Diamond Dog droppings that looked more attractive than that! And that... THING lives on that island? Ewww... ya know, on second thought, she can keep it, I don't want any part of any place that's been tread on or inhabited for any extended period of time by... THAT! *shudders*
  14. Batbrony
    Good luck rallying a bunch of stupid, smelly animals to your cause! HA!!!
  15. Batbrony
    Wholecake Island, you say? Hmmm... Rally to me my loyal subjects! WE WILL CRUSH THIS CHARLOTTE LINLIN AND HER HORDES ON WHOLECAKE ISLAND, AND TAKE IT FOR OURSELVES!!!!!!!!! Then we shall have all the cake we could ever desire!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
  16. Batbrony
    Very good review, very good review indeed! I too think that "Spike At Your Service" gets way more crap than it deserves! I get why, because it's technically a Spike episode, and like you said he's kinda dumb and clumsy for most of it, but he's well meaning, and it's both a fantastic Applejack episode (seriously, nopony EVER talks about how great she is in that episode!!!) and a fantastic ensemble episode for the Mane 6, one of the few of Season 3. And buck yes, welcome back Derpy indeed!!! Oh, now I can't wait to see what Studio B does with her in Season 4; I've just gotta believe she'll show up more next season!
  17. Batbrony
    Would you prefer I just send you to the moon instead? No? THEN QUIT ASKING!!! Why do you keep calling me mommy? I don't have any kids, and trust me, I'D KNOW IF I DID! Fine, I'll get you another cake, just stop calling me mommy; ponies are gonna start talking soon, and I can't stand royal gossip, at least when it revolves around me. Sheesh. <_< There, ya happy? Biggest cake I could find! Now stop being weird!!!
  18. Batbrony
    I have no idea what you're talking about. Nope.
  19. Batbrony
    Ummm... ew. Just because I hate holding Twilight's hoof 24/7 doesn't mean I don't have standards! But fine, knock yourself out, you can be Princess of the Everfree Forest for all I care; I think there's even an old castle out there for ya! How's that sound?
  20. Batbrony
    Well that's easy of course! Whoever's most likely to burn these forums to the ground (either intentionally or unintentionally) should be the next Tech Admin; in fact, next Blank Flank to join the forums, make them the Tech Admin. I can't see how that could possibly go wrong! Oh, and as for your second question, I was bored, OK, and that was the most fun I'd had in months! You bronies have been so butt-hurt for the last few weeks, it's been just a riot! Heck, that's why I also came up with the idea of sending those six ponies to that human world; you guys still haven't recovered from the shock of that little development! But seriously, what else am I supposed to do when I get a grand total of two letters all season, TWO LETTERS (AND NO, ONCE AGAIN THAT SAME PICTURE TWILITROLL SENDS ME EVERY WEEK DOES NOT COUNT! )!!! I thought bringing Discord back would be more fun, but buck me, Doormatshy worked far quicker and more effectively than I EVER thought she would; seriously, she redeemed the god of Chaos in less than a day, are you bucking kidding me? Geez, if I would've known it'd be that easy I wouldn't have kept him locked away for 1000 years! We could've had so much fun trolling my subjects together. Anyway, as long as I get all the attention next season, we should have no problem; however, if the only ponies who pay any attention to me next season are once again an apple-bucking country hick and a hyperactive pony who eats wayyyyyy more sugar than anypony should, I'll have no choice but to give a certain blue pegasi a horn and help "fulfill her destiny," ya dig? Good. SO SEND ME MY LETTERS!!! Ummm... What?!?! Don't judge me!!! If every other pony can get away with it, why can't the all powerful ruler of Equestria, huh? Not if you turned out to be as annoying as our newest Princess! I'm honestly starting to really regret making her a princess; I thought she was bad before with all the questions (I mean, why else do you think I sent her to Ponyville in the first place?), BUT NOW SHE NEVER STOPS!!! It's always, "Princess Celestia, how do princesses sit?" or "Princess Celestia, how do princesses eat?" or "Princess Celestia, how do princesses go to the bathroom?" AH, IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! I really should've thought this through first, shouldn't I? At the very least, knowing her <_<, I should've at least made somepony put together a "How To Be A Princess" book beforehand. That would certainly have kept her occupied for at least a day! So yeah, sorry, but no new princesses anytime soon, I'm having a hard enough time as it is dealing with this one. Oh gosh she's calling me again, "WHAT? WHAT IS IT TWILIGHT?!?!" Oh, seriously, she wants to know how princesses open doors! *sigh* Be right back everypony, apparently my "star pupil" left her brain in Ponyville when she got wings!
  21. Batbrony
    Greetings minions! It is I, your benevolent trollness, come to grace you with my presence! OK, I lied, I really can't stand any of you ; the truth is, now that the "Twilight Princess hath cometh," I've got even less to do around Canterlot than I did before. Little Ms. Hotshot-Princess thinks she's so special, and is constantly on the lookout for something new to do, but never any trolling! Honestly, how can she pass up the opportunity to screw with anypony you desire to your heart's content when you have unlimited power and can't be prosecuted by the law?!?! Just blows my mind I tell ya! Blows my royal mind! -_- Anyways, things are boring around the castle, and I'm having a bit of a hard time coming up with new and unique ways to troll my subjects at the moment, so feel free to ask me any questions you desire, and maybe, just maybe, I will graciously respond! Whatever you do though, don't be like that troll-student of mine; turd always sends me the same bucking picture of her and her friends every week!!! Anypony thinks of pulling any funny business, and some filly's gonna get her flank sent to the moon, ya understand?!?! So ask away my faithful subjects! I won't bite... much.
  22. Batbrony

    HOLY BUCK WE REACHED THE MAX!!!!!!! I just wanted to say about your last comment (unicorn twilight): ow, too soon man, too soon, that's like ripping a band aid off too quickly! XD

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    2. Batbrony

      Batbrony

      Oh gosh, you just know she made it look like they killed Twi on purpose!!! "Oh my gosh, they killed Twilight!" "You bastards!" Seriously, funniest part of the whole episode, and I just knew she was behind it!

    3. Batbrony

      Batbrony

      Now that you've accepted Trollestia as canon, your gonna go back and start seeing tons of trolling that you might've passed over or ignored before! It's gonna be fun man, trust me, it's a load of fun! XD

    4. duidamasterXD

      duidamasterXD

      Very good :). I will watch out for it when I rewatch the series this summer. Honestly I felt more trolled by Twilight's "Everything is going to be fine" line. My response was something like this. http://youtube.com/watch?v=bB0VqntZ8bU. I played Harry and the Twilicorn supporters played Voldemort XD.

  23. Batbrony
    Sweet Celestia that's awesome!!! Nicole Oliver just officially got 20% cooler in my book! I just think it's so cool when the VAs themselves do the singing; it's one reason in fact that I think Ashley Ball is so awesome, although if I'm not mistaken, Andrea Libman does Fluttershy's singing as well, but not Pinkie's. Oh, and I think it's safe to say that Cathy Weseluck did Spike's singing, because honestly, who else could sing like THAT! Major props to Cathy though, couldn't have been easy singing in that voice!
  24. Batbrony
    OK everypony, if there's any legitimate reason to get upset over Alicorn Twilight, THIS is it!!! C'mon ya'll, ya gotta think practical like AJ here! I mean, just imagine how many payments she had to make on that thing?
  25. Batbrony
    Celestia sounded absolutely gorgeous, and I was quite pleased to see that she finally got a singing role. I have no idea if it was her actual VA singing, or just another singer whose singing sounds incredibly like her VA, but whoever sang for her did an amazing job! Here's hoping our favorite troll of a princess gets to sing more in the future!
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