Meson Bolt

*squee*

It's okay, I understand. *Charlie Brown sad music*

Ehh... screw it. Bro hug! (no homo)

Never seen Wolverine (that's not the name of the movie, right? Darn), so I have to go with my Ferrous hero. Des Manes or Detrot?

Self-indulging/10

Oh... eh... damn you stupid cold that interrupted my forum browsing! I would, but I'd infect ya, and... well I just don't wanna do that. (Ah, that was to Carrot, but I think we posted at about the same time? Oh well... same to you Penn)

Ha! Easy. Cheesecake! It's so rich and white, just like me! The um... the white part. I'm not rich, just white. Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan?

-.- Really now? Really? *sigh*

A lot of the people who are sad on the internet aren't getting the emotional support they need from friends and family in real life. And oddly enough, with the rise of the internet culture, the number of people like this is growing by the day. It's no wonder people talk to random strangers over the internet to ask for advice or just to hang out, since there are fewer and fewer emotional bonds outside of the internet. ...Wow, that was deep. *ahem* Yes, cats can respond to their names. My cat responds to his name... and about fifteen other names, so... Brad or Flash?

Uhhh... *looks around nervously* H-hi...?

Ahh... *steps back and draws Meson Blaster* Okie. My body is ready! (H-help...)

Frosty/10

I'm gonna be the jerk here and say no. Cuz I have a cold. *sniff*

I don't care about your opinions/10 ...lel

Mesotrotter Galabolt? I dunno...

White Christmas/10

Haunted Mansion/10

DA CIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFFFEEE! Whoops, left my Royal Canterlot Voice on. Anyway, you can probably guess. Luna Republic or Celestial Empire?

Sonic Dreams Collection. Just sayin'.

Play hundreds of rounds of laser tag until I pass out due to sleep depravity. Chimmy Cherry or cherry Chonga?

Bronies, y'all noob rappers just got on my sh*t list Witness the epic fitness of these disses Spit sick on your picnic of mother goose rhymes Meson Bolt bars guaranteed to kill it every time Before you rage on your keys you better stop, better hold Because these spicy lines will make you drop, dead and cold That's right, y'all incurred my wrath, so stand back son When I'm finished you'll be dead, I'll be like "done and done" And I know what you're thinking. "How can Meson Bolt drop any lines when his own name rhymes with 'dolt'?" It ain't my fault, brother, I know it's a perfect fit But if you use that line I'll be standing there like "Called it." Death rhymes, comin faster than your bedtime Mic control, clearer than the traffic of the airlines And if you amateurs try and step to me I'll be convicted of murder of the lyrical degree That's right, this bad boy will be your first offender But I won't blame you if you're scared into a surrender Ain't even warmed up, but already a duel-ender I just fire away like there's no other contender

Banned because you don't ship SweetieMash!

Hmm... Catgroove/10 Let the catgroove begin!