PiratePony

I've cracked the greatest MLP Conspiracy Theory of all time. What if My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was not about selling dolls, but it was a low key trick to buy parents into buying dairy products.

What do you hear every show? Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship.

And what do I have in my fridge??

EVIDENCE

You know it, I know it. You have it too! Sour cream, cottage cheese, it's all there. They're there rolling in their milk money and laughing at all of us. 

Also Frontera salsa is delicious. And that's iced coffee on the left. Egg cartons below. Whatever.