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  1. Nice score. I went to Walmart because I'm at my folks house in Tejas and didn't bring golf shoes. Tomorrow I'm golfing so went to find something so my shoes dont get wrecked. Found a $15 pair of cheap sneaks with good traction and wait for it, rang up at $3! 

    Oh boy, I'm 36. Cheap shoes. A glass of red wine. This is excitement now.

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    2. PiratePony

      PiratePony

      Even when Martin Kaymer won the PGA a few years ago?

    3. PiratePony

      PiratePony

      *tear* he was going to make Germany love golf, but guess it didn't happen :p

      martin-kaymer-irish-open-friday-2019-780

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Anyone who says golf isn’t a real sport clearly hasn’t lugged a set of clubs across 18 holes without a cart or experienced the fury that follows your ball disobeying the laws of physics to fuck off in a forest somewhere.

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