Jeremy

Too many overdue library books.

I have no idea why, but this is what comes to mind. Fresh Prince of Ponyville?

No wonder Bon Bon has a different voice every time she talks. She's using clones of herself to date other ponies behind Lyra's back! *see back corners* Oh yeah and Derpy and Dr. Hooves are both on the bridge there.

Well Rainbow being the wonderful example of a cartoon character that she is skipped the first half of the story when she first opened the book. Now in my experience, the introduction is located somewhere within this first half. We'd probably know this antagonist's intentions-heck, we'd probably even know more about Daring-Do herself if she actually started reading on page 1. This is the first of the series like Twilight said.

There's actually a bit of an ongoing discussion about this show here and that point was actually mentioned. Some parents feel upset because the show "frightens" their toddlers, while others support it and say it was intended to be for the slightly older audience Treehouse gets. Like you say though, this show doesn't belong on Treehouse and they probably believe that themselves. They censor lines and only have what? Like, two air times? And only of season 1.This is no home for this show! But what you said. FiM would be much better on YTV or on Teletoon.

Alright. Here’s Sweetie Belle’s Absolutely Ludicrous Yet Completely Necessary Guide to Saturday Mornings. –The Rough Draft- *Ahem* Step 1: Friday after a long night of internet. Oh well, you’re not getting much sleep tonight then. Alarm clock set for 9:30? Good! Now crank that thing up to full blast. I don’t care if it causes the roof to collapse on your face. You must be awake. It’s 5 AM, you’ve got 4 and a half hours to sleep. Step 2: Ok, the rest of this depends on whether or not you accomplished zombie-ing out of bed… Turn on your enormous 80” HDTV and enjoy the wonders of The Hub. Granted you changed the channel the night before. Kudos for thinking ahead! Don’t have the Hub? That’s no excuse. You pry your giant TV from the wall and use it as a monitor for half an hour. You’re not going softcore on this one. Break your spine if you have to. I don’t care. You get on a livestream and you watch this show. Step 3: Still like 20 minutes? You’re not making any bacon and eggs for breakfast. No sir. You pop some kernels and grab a Pepsi. Don’t have popcorn? K. John Madden your way down to the nearest movie theatre. Steal a car. Forget the police. You’re breaking the law anyway by watching this show illegally. THANKS, GOVERNMENT. Besides, what would Danger-Do do? Nothing is gonna keep you from watching this brand new episode with less than minimal requirements! Buy some popcorn. Forgot your money? So what? Everyone has money. Take some. Get your popcorn and go. Step 4: Crash your stolen vehicle into a random telephone pole. Jump out before doing so or else this will have been for nothing. There’s no need to have a craving for hospital food right now. While everyone’s distracted by the loud explosion, burning vehicle, firetruck sirens and cries of fleeing citizens from the inferno… Step 5: GET HOME. Get to your throne of a computer chair, bed, couch or wherever you do the crime. Put on your $5000 headset or turn up your speakers. Disregard casualties. Acquire ponies. Maximum fullscreen better be on or you will lose all self respect as a fan. Step 6: Recall the words and say them to yourself in dead confidence. Step 7: Get ready to watch. Laugh, love, learn, etc Jail later when the authorities find out what happened. Hey, if you’re lucky they’ll be a bunch of bronies and you’ll get off easy. Plead insanity because that’s probably the case. And ya know… none of this would ever happen if Canadians had the Hub. TL;DR? Do everything withing your power to achieve maximum enjoyment.

So did this guy explode or...?

Save one at random. Let the fire department save the rest. Everypony lives happily ever after.

No you dodo, you spelled your name wrong! Now in order to keep the balance I must vote for you! Agh.

Maybe this is the mule in question.

Dear Princess Celestia, Thanks for keeping us all in line by forcing us to write essay-long letters to you every night. Signed all of us.

The chase scene near the end was too much like Kalimari Desert from MK64.

Ponies don't have last names for we are all one big happy family!

I don't know. It's gonna be pretty hard to pry him from that doll.

Applejack: "Now how in thunderation is one of them twins a pegasus and the other one a unicorn?" Carrot Cake: "Easy. My great great great great grandfather was a unicorn and Cup Cake's great aunt second cousin twice removed was a pegasus. That makes sense right? *shifts eyes nervously*" Ok, seems legit. But why are they flippin' prodigies!? I honestly thought for the entire episode there would be a twist and there was a mix up at the hospital where they got the wrong foals. I wonder if Pinkie even told them.

Maybe to avoid this kind of confusion it is forbidden under Celestia's order for an earth pony and unicorn to have a filly. If they are caught, then they are reported and sent to the moon. No questions asked. Same with other combinations. The DNA aren't allowed to mix because Celestia fears mutations and creating things like Discord.

The show has changed lives for crying out loud! It's gonna take a lot more to shut this production down!