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    With XCOM: Enemy Unknown out, my plan will finally come to fruition. *Insert Evil Laugh*
    Anyways, would you, fellow MLPForums member, like to join a MLPForums XCOM team? if so, post your First name, Last name and Nickname of you as a soldier Soldier. On this section of my blog, i'll continually update the progress of repelling the alien invasion.
    Follow if you want to be notified of the ongoing battle. And comment if you want to participate.
    I'll try to keep you alive by the way. A ceremony will be held for any lost. Now please sign up. PLEASE.
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    Pony Civilization Logic

    By MrL0LZ,

    Welp, since i've got nothing better to do than listen to the rooster teeth podcast, I might as well write this.
     
    I don't understand how the pony civilization evolved. Everything is designed for a human hand. I'm pretty sure, we as humans designed all of our technology to be used with hands, BECAUSE WE HAVE HANDS.
    How did pony civilization design technology designed for hands when they have hooves? It just doesn't make sense. Not at all. Unless some ancient civilization before the ponies had hands and invented all the technology that ponies use, I cannot accept the civilizations logic. I seriously can't understand this. Please explain this to me. Please.
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    After an hour of confusion on what to write for a blog, I had an epiphany on what to write. Insanity and how it affects writing blogs.
    *Switches to Duncan's Voice*
    Why does insanity make blogs hard to write?
    To answer that, i'd like to ask another question, how does insanity affect humans?
    From my experience being semi to fully insane, it makes you act random and do actions you have no reason to do and have not sent a command to the brain to do. You are basically Pinkie Pie. And depending on how your insanity is, you may be like cupcakes Pinkamena. At least in social situations.
    I find, when alone just talking to people over the internet, your brain goes into a state of,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsswe4YcFXA
    Ignore the second part. Also, not much evil except the occasionally ranting aggressive things like wanting to eat babies.
    This state of "Confusion, Evil, Chaos" makes humans... have difficulty thinking straight.
    often words that would be thought of are replaced with random things, depending on the subjects mental condition.
    Instead of thinking of what to write about or what to write on your idea, all of the ideas are usually replaced with "Derp." At least in my experience.
    So yeah, random blog with no significance whatsoever made about a random topic.
    Cruel Cruel Cruel.
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    <3

    By MrL0LZ,

    Before you read this blog, keep in mind "<3" almost has nothing to do with what this is about. Except the fact when Zer0 revives someone in BL2, "<3" displays over his visor.
     
    Now that that's out of the way....
     
    I am reviving this blog. kthxbai.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    Some users may have noticed I took a 6 month break from the forums. I'm now coming back. So there's that. I leave you with Claptrap dancing to Wub Wub.
     

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    A pain in the rear.

    By MrL0LZ,

    Ok, first actual serious blog post.
    Diarrhea + Constipation = Ultimate pain in the rear.
    You won't believe how irritating it is.
    It's also extremely painful. I'm now going to stop before I go on into too much detail.
     
    This has been MrL0LZ The Science Guy. Or someone else. I dunno lol.
    Also, remember, DON'T START UNBELIEVEING!
    NEVER DO NOT FEEL YOUR FEELINGS!
    I'm going to blow up Mars! *Blows up an asteroid in the asteroid belt instead*
    THAT WAS FOR YOU GUYS!


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    Primal Carnage

    By MrL0LZ,

    I'm here to talk about a multiplayer indie game called Primal Carnage. It's a game about Dinos Vs Humans.
    It's pretty fun game, especially when playing as a dino.
    Also, as a side note before I go more in-depth More games should use dinos as it's main enemy instead of zombies and aliens, I don't know why, they just should.
    I'd rather not note everything in the game, since there's a lot, so i'll give you a short list.
     
    Five maps (Utility Base, Airbase, Docks, Forrest Chasm, The Falls)
    Five playable human classes (Commando, Pathfinder, Pyromaniac, Scientist, Pathfinder)
    Five playable dinosaur classes (Pterrodactel, Novaraptor, Dilophosaurus, Trex, Carnotaurus)
    Free Future updates to the game, adding more content. (NPCs, New Classes, Vehicles)
     
    The back story here, is pretty deep, as copy pasted from the site,
     
     
     
    Anyways, the game is pretty thrilling, as the humans, you always get that sense of fear, being hunted, knowing a raptor could pounce on you any second.
    As a dinosaur, you feel pretty awesome, as a Trex, you can just go around eating people up as you please, you are the king of all dinosaurs!
    Especially thrilling when you pounce someone, and there teammate is only a meter away looking in the other direction.
    The game, when initially not thought so, is pretty balanced, despite being between humans and dinos. In the end, the winner of a match depends on skill and coordination.
    A well coordinated human team will make the dinos fall flat on there face, and vice versa.
    Most new players apparently think the game is unfair because they don't know staying together as humans is key. A lot of people who know how the game works rage though because the new people don't know shooting a raptor that is pouncing someone will get them off. Kind of funny as a raptor to kill someone to only have their teammate stare at you.
     
    It's also pretty fun as the humans, being a pathfinder and trapping a dino in a net, then watching them squirm helplessly as you come to stab them with your big blood covered knife while they're trapped. Sounds very dark actually. DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE. I'M SORRY RAPTORS....
     
    Anyways.... It can be extremely fun as humans as I said before if you have a well coordinated team. You also feel like a badass, literally taking down down a Trex by yourself just using pure skill and lots o' bullets.
     
    Ok, I think i'm done explaining why it's cool. This game is literally only 15$. And it's the best 15$ I ever spent. And that's saying a lot. And this isn't even a review even though it seems like it. Anyways, it's an awesome game, and i've forgot why i wrote this. See ya.
     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=86jkE_6K7Mk
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