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  1. The pony on the vinyl record goes round and round. xD

    1. Khaoios

      Khaoios

      yes.....As the band Dead & Alive once said:

      "You Spin Me Right Round, Baby. Right Round, like a Record Player. Right Round, Right Round Round"

  2. Everyday I get to work with the best intentions and the right attitude, then idiots happen...

  3. So much can change in a years time!

    1. ProjectRKA
    2. Tyger

      Tyger

      OMG RKA! How's it been, man?

    3. ProjectRKA

      ProjectRKA

      Decent. :)

      How about you ?

  4. It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.

    1. Viscra Maelstrom

      Viscra Maelstrom

      moobs. moobs everywhere.

  5. They text me "plz" because it's shorter than "please", I answered "no" because it's shorter than "yes".

    1. Acoustic Cloud

      Acoustic Cloud

      K

      (Just kidding, I'm going to start doing that)

    2. Betez

      Betez

      Haha. That's actually pretty clever.

    3. ProjectRKA
  6. Any Gorillaz fans out there? :D

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    2. Otter

      Otter

      I'm a half-fan.

    3. AcePony

      AcePony

      Half-fan. Not dead on fan. I listen to their stuff, yeah.

      Clint eastwood with that drum beat. Hell yeah.

    4. AcePony

      AcePony

      Half-fan. Not dead on fan. I listen to their stuff, yeah.

      Clint eastwood with that drum beat. Hell yeah.

  7. When I see my cat staring out the window, I sit behind him and whisper, "Look, Simba, Everything the light touches is our kingdom."

    1. Batbrony

      Batbrony

      And if your cat could talk, he'd say, "But Tyger, it's 2:00 in the morning, and I can't see s@it!" XD

    2. Tyger
  8. Living in a world like Equestria remains only a dream, unfortunately, but having friends remains a magic.

    1. Astral Empyrean

      Astral Empyrean

      An excellent statement! I to wish I could be whisked off to Equestria... But that is only a figment of the active imagination. But wishing for stuff like this proves that you are a healthy individual, and that imagination hasn't been sapped away from you like it has from many of the 21 century children. But having friends is a magical thing. A good friend you will always trust, care for, and love... But looks can be deceiving. Pay no attention to the enemy, but to the false friend...

  9. If I drink alcohol... I'm alcoholic. What about if I drink Fanta?....I'm fantastic!

    1. Gorgeous Rarity

      Gorgeous Rarity

      If I drink Mountain Dew, I'm Mountain Dewtastic!

    2. The Soldier

      The Soldier

      If I drink Coke... I'M DOING IT WRONG!

  10. Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.

  11. I'm perfectly happy being single...Until I see a happy couple.

  12. Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

  13. Happy Birthday, Lady Rarity Pony! Hope you have a great one! :P

    1. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      Thanks Tyger!

       

      Long time no see. :3

  14. Happy Hearth's Warming Eve every pony!

    1. Champion RD92

      Champion RD92

      Rainbow Dash says Happy Hearth's Warming Eve to you! :D

    2. Tyger

      Tyger

      And a Happy New Year to you! xD

  15. When my mother was pregnant with me she got busted for possession of life with intent to distribute.

  16. Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished.

  17. Human brain is amazing. It functions 24x365 . It functions right from the time we were born and only stops when we take exams...

    1. Iudex

      Iudex

      Too right mate.

  18. I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard. I think I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a grilled cheese sandwich, I bet that would blow its freaking mind.

  19. If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.

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    2. Tyger

      Tyger

      OMG! Flare! Hai! xD

    3. FLARE

      FLARE

      HEY!

      IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE LAST TALKED, AND LONGER SINCE BEFORE THEN!

    4. Tyger

      Tyger

      XD!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. I’ve learned... that life is like a roll of toilet paper.The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

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    2. Simcity11100

      Simcity11100

      So 1/1 being a year then 1/2 being half of that.

    3. Tyger

      Tyger

      That explanation reminded me of Vsauce. :)

    4. Simcity11100

      Simcity11100

      It is :D, I like Vsauce

  21. If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.

    1. Zoop

      Zoop

      I approve of this advice

  22. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

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    2. Tyger

      Tyger

      Just a thought... wouldn't you think so?

    3. Crispy

      Crispy

      It's also a George Carlin skit, I think.

    4. Whiteshade

      Whiteshade

      The curious case of Benjamin Button is the name of the film. Guy born as Grandpa, dies as baby

  23. I wish summer would get pregnant so we'd have 9 months off.

    1. Rudehamster

      Rudehamster

      oh HO HOOOO! good one~

  24. I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

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    2. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      You're gonna lose all your trust in her when she gets her period then.

    3. DJ Cadence
    4. Tyger

      Tyger

      @LRP

      Clever redirection.

  25. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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