Jump to content
Banner by ~ Kyoshi

Tyger

Users
  • Posts

    410
  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Profiles

Forums

Character Archive

Frequently Asked Questions and Helpful Hints

Equestrian Empire Character Archive

Pony Roleplay Characters

Events

Blogs

Store

Everything posted by Tyger

  1. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Tyger

      Tyger

      Just a thought... wouldn't you think so?

    3. Crispy

      Crispy

      It's also a George Carlin skit, I think.

    4. Whiteshade

      Whiteshade

      The curious case of Benjamin Button is the name of the film. Guy born as Grandpa, dies as baby

  2. Tyger

    Crazy Luna

    Not bad. I really loved the artwork (even you if you really just collected them for this little, um, content ).
  3. I wish summer would get pregnant so we'd have 9 months off.

    1. Rudehamster

      Rudehamster

      oh HO HOOOO! good one~

  4. Did anyone ealse notice there is NO law in naming your child? You can literally name your child anything! There should be some kind of law.....
  5. It's a cute name, but the mother could've atleast think through this logcally before picking the name for her child. Where's the father in this? Why not "Diane Pinkamena Smith" (as quoted from one of the comments)?
  6. I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Lady Rarity Pony

      Lady Rarity Pony

      You're gonna lose all your trust in her when she gets her period then.

    3. DJ Cadence
    4. Tyger

      Tyger

      @LRP

      Clever redirection.

  7. A newly born girl's mother named her "Pinkamena Zecora Smith"(source), stating it was a cute name itself and gave her alot of options for nicknames. What do you think?
  8. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

  9. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. OUCH! ....

  10. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

    1. Skullbuster

      Skullbuster

      thats one way of looking at it

    2. Tyger

      Tyger

      ITS ALL THE WAYS!!1!1111!!!! :D

    3. Chill Mists (Chilly)

      Chill Mists (Chilly)

      I still choose not to act proper in public.

  11. I totally agree man. Sober or not, I can read anything and agree with everything. It's NUTS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8FpigqfcvlM#t=411s
  12. To steal ideas from one person is plagarism. To steal from many is research. Odd... ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

    1. Aureity

      Aureity

      No, it's still plagarism unless it's properly cited.

    2. Whiteshade

      Whiteshade

      I believe the correct term is innovation

  13. Old, but still sad:

    1. DJ Cadence

      DJ Cadence

      That made my side tingle in sadness and it hurt. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  14. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

    1. Chigens and Kay

      Chigens and Kay

      Aha! Because they're full of shit!

    2. Filly Pinkie Pie

      Filly Pinkie Pie

      *haha* I get the joke! *haha*

    3. Jadefire

      Jadefire

      ...

       

      ...

       

      ...oh, I get it.

  15. My heads way up in the sky. Where's the chocolate?

    1. Nightfall

      Nightfall

      Arylett has it.

       

      Sorry, but no one else made the joke...

    2. Skye Starlight

      Skye Starlight

      I also have some Chocolate... I'll be willing to share maybe...

  16. Victory screech! WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

  17. The road to success is usually under construction.

    1. Swordfishtrombone

      Swordfishtrombone

      Then go build it already.

  18. Oh snap! Found a 20 on the ground in the park! Finders keepers!

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. NeverNeverland

      NeverNeverland

      Already spent. Sorry.

    3. Tyger

      Tyger

      I'm gonna drown you, like a sack of puppies, Mr. >:(

    4. NeverNeverland

      NeverNeverland

      I await thee. =)

  19. Where has the golden days of having fun while learning gone to? http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w&feature=related
  20. As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard.

  21. I drink to make other people interesting.

    1. AngryGamer432
    2. Matackable

      Matackable

      Sounds like you need to surround yourself with better people.

       

  22. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

    1. Tyger

      Tyger

      jk I luv plants. xD

    2. Nas

      Nas

      And hate animals? D:

    3. False Perception

      False Perception

      But...but...but BACON!!!

  23. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity...

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Skullbuster

      Skullbuster

      *looks at avatar* *looks at status update*

       

    3. be my waifu

      be my waifu

      Repetition is the key to learning, though.

    4. KPM

      KPM

      Repetition can sometimes be the most unpredictable thing.

  24. Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Bronium

      Bronium

      Can I blame it on my ethanol?

    3. Victoria and Co.

      Victoria and Co.

      Blame it on the C2H5OH.

    4. Bronium

      Bronium

      Systematic naming for the win! IUPAC! WOOT! I'm so drunk right now! (normally means you aren't drunk enough)

×
×
  • Create New...