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  1. Tyger

    (/o_o)/ to the window

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    2. Nas

      Nas

      /(._.)\ to the floor

    3. Croaks

      Croaks

      Does it hurt

    4. Doctor XFizzle

      Doctor XFizzle

      til sweat drips down my [REDACTED]

  2. Tyger

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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    2. Tyger

      Tyger

      @King K. Roop

      And how will you kill that person? By putting an arrow to their knee?

    3. Ron Jeremy

      Ron Jeremy

      @Tyger, nah. Their face. :3

    4. Tyger

      Tyger

      @King K. Roop

      I took a missle to the face. Hit me. :P

  3. Tyger

    Man putting penis into peanutbutter is fucking nuts!!

  4. Tyger
    Everything.
  5. Tyger
    I admire you.
  6. Tyger
    Zombies? Lol.
  7. Tyger

    You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.

    1. Chill Mists (Chilly)

      Chill Mists (Chilly)

      Oh snap.

    2. Whiteshade

      Whiteshade

      As an illiterate, I am deeply offended by this!

    3. Crazy Misty

      Crazy Misty

      The good thing about this joke is no one here can take offense, because the people who would be offended... won't be able to read it :D

  8. Tyger
    Does my avatar make you spin around like record player, right around, right round?
  9. Tyger

    What is a home without children? Quiet.

    1. dar tunsh

      dar tunsh

      If I don't count as a child, then that's not true.

  10. Tyger

    Clones are people two.

    1. AppleShy Sparkle

      AppleShy Sparkle

      http://images.wikia.com/naruto/images/d/de/1st_Use_Of_The_Shadow_Clone.PNG
  11. Tyger

    books The Book Thread

    Tyger replied to Octavia2's topic in Media Discussion

    Go the F*ck to Sleep - Adam Mansbach A narrated audio/video of book done by Samuel L. Jackson. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNhnCD0EZtE
  12. Tyger

    Why are kids obese? Maybe because Burgers are $.99, and Salads are $4.99

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    2. Vicke

      Vicke

      Well Zoop. You get what you pay for right?

    3. Whiteshade

      Whiteshade

      aren't mcdonalds salads like 800 calories or something? Albeit the dressing itself is ~200 alone, and the meat is around 300-400

    4. Strife

      Strife

      I'm convinced that McDonalds makes everything out of grease. Even their water.

  13. Tyger
    What a stupid move by the Admin of FunyyJunk. He censored the word "oatmeal" on the site.
  14. Tyger

    I haven’t seen any statuses about Ninjas lately......well played Ninjas.

  15. Tyger

    I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

    1. Strife

      Strife

      >.<

    2. Nightfall

      Nightfall

      I see whut you did thar. >.>

  16. Tyger

    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a carton. Coincidence? I think not!

    1. AngryGamer432

      AngryGamer432

      have a beer each hour

  17. Tyger

    ASCII!

    Tyger replied to ASCII MASTER's topic in Visual Fan Art

    Someone give this man a medal! You can haz all my luv and wuts and lols or watevar u want. You've earned it! Anything you want or need, ask me!
  18. Tyger

    You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said "Parking Fine".

    1. NavelColt

      NavelColt

      They trollin, they finein'

    2. Doctor XFizzle

      Doctor XFizzle

      Baby you must be a parking ticket because you've got "fine" written all over ya

  19. Tyger
    Make a Vinyl Scratch ASCII and I'll house you forever and we'll make some love.
  20. Tyger

    Surfing the web without common sense and internet security is like banging a truck stop hooker without a condom inside of another condom. Just Sayian. :)

    1. Viscra Maelstrom

      Viscra Maelstrom

      bang me

    2. Cyphere

      Cyphere

      LOL Tyger and Skitty.

  21. Tyger

    Squeez your nose and try to say "mmmmmmmmmmmmmm" for a long time.

    1. Proailurus

      Proailurus

      I can't even do it for more than half a second xD

    2. Proailurus

      Proailurus

      OW MY EARS

    3. Arrow

      Arrow

      My nose hurt when I tried ._.

       

  22. Tyger

    It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

    1. dar tunsh

      dar tunsh

      Couldn't agree more.

  23. Tyger

    Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

    1. Doctor XFizzle

      Doctor XFizzle

      Four out of five dentists agree that the 5th dentist is a dick

    2. Tyger

      Tyger

      :D
  24. Tyger
    Juan.
  25. Tyger
    The Avengers..... (joke) For me and my friends, it had to be Transformers 3.
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