Altastrofae

Okay, well I embarrassed myself the other day... 

Okay, so I played a fuel Yugioh duels against a friend, and they summon this monster card. Now note, this monster was very human, so I don't want to see WTFs in the comments here.

I thought the monster was cute, and so I simply said—

"Oh, he's cute! Love the dark skin and the purple eyes and the long white hair"

Girl spectating give me a funny look, so I say "What?" 

What she says next basically killed me a little inside

"That's a girl..."

Me: "Pft... no... that's clearly a guy!"

Her: "No... she has boobs..."

Me: <<Looks at card>> "No she doesn't..."

Her: "Can you not see the shading on the armour???"

Me: "Pft... A male chestplate has those same bends!"

Her: "SHE'S WEARING A DRESS!!!"

Me: "Oh so a guy can't wear a dress? Wow... sexist much?"

She gives me a look

Me: "Look, it's not my fault she's flat!"

Her: O.o

Me: Look, I'm genderblind, so don't expect me to know who's got what okay!

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And the moral of the story? Be glad you aren't genderblind!!!