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I had this dream that I was with a friend whose face I can't remember somewhere in Japan (cuz why not :3) and this native guy comes over. At the time, we were playing a game where you toss a ball back and forth without it dropping into the bucket behind you. He asked how we played it. Not in English, but I was there, so no issue.
Then he flips and shouts something in Japanese (honestly, I don't think he was speaking it correctly). I couldn't understand him so I asked, and apparently he could speak English the whole fucking time, because he was shouting "Where is it, where is it???"
I ask him "Where's what?" and he explains he had a necklace on, so I went outside to look for it. I found it on the ground just at the foot of the door. It appeared to be a bronze crusafix. I handed it him and he pulled out another necklace which was a vial filled with holy water. He undid the clasp, dipped the crusafix inside, and asked me to get him some water.
Now, you really can't blame me for what happened next, I'm only human.
When I came back, he didn't have a shirt on. OMG he was so hot! I ask him why his shirt was off (albeit, with a shaky voice). He says he was hot, and that's why he wanted the water. Then he takes the water bottle from my hand and just pours it over his head. Goggling at this guy, all I could say was "Yeah... you are hot, aren't you?" *giggles excitedly*
Then he steps closer to me and begins to stroke my hair, and I do the same. We pull eachother closer and...
My friend comes out
And we don't stop...
I don't want to go into detail, but... we were kissing for the longest time, and it got intense, so... yeah, I just had my dream guy (literally)
{ Womp! ]
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I misplaced my tv remote yesterday, tore off my shirt, covered my head with mayonnaise, rolled my eyes into the back of my head, screamed in the forbidden tongue not meant for humans (also known as Canadian), did handstands on the ceiling, all while Evanescence's bring me to life played in the background, so I guess I can relate to overreacting just a skosh. (pic related)

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