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  1. Altastrofae
    Le Büpé fō @Rarity the Supreme :3
  2. Altastrofae
    SQUEE!!!! Again, adorbables!!!! Shirtless Atem! Yay!
  3. Altastrofae
    SQUEE!!!!!!!! Yes Yes Yes!!!!!!!!!! Oh, I want him! He should do his shows like that, without the face stuff, he's SO cute!!!!!!!!! *clears throught* And probably straight... Any of these? I personally am in LOVE with Sweetie Belle here, he looks so charming! I obviously have a type XD
  4. Altastrofae
    GAH! I'm sorry but, GAH!!! Startling way to be kissed >->
  5. Altastrofae
    Fluttershy! I recently read a fanfic claiming that you wet the bed until you were 7 Are you willing to argue against that, or are these claims true in their entirety?
  6. Altastrofae

    Okay, I'ma get real with y'all :muffins:

    When people ask me if I'm depressed, I say no :twi:

    But I sound really depressed when I say it :sunny:

    The truth is, I have no clue :dash:

    Like, I'll think of something sometimes which will make me smile :squee:

    But then I'll start thinking about how stupid I look smiling for no reason :maud:

    So I return to my usual, "indifferent-to-everything" face :sealed:

    People always tell me how great I am :ooh:

    But I never saw those things in myself >_>

    Most of my friends are sociopaths who will act like my friends... :icwudt:

    But treat me like a total piece of shit sometimes :baconmane: (I had ravioli stuck down the hood of my jacket just yesterday!)

    Yet I feel drawn to people like that for some reason :dry:

    Maybe I don't like being happy because I think that empty bliss looks dumb, so I just stick around people who make me feel aweful about myself? :huh: Just a guess, but maybe?

    I just don't know anymore... :(

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    2. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      That doesn't make me a pedophile, there'ss a huge difference between liking it when someone acts like that and being into a little kid, come on people, think!

      THINK, MONKEYS!!! :glimmer:

      Sorry, touchy subject, don't know why I brought it up actually -_-

    3. Amanita

      Amanita

      :sealed:

    4. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      Yeah, sorry...

      Admittedly, that's what my fanfic on FIMFiction is centered around :lie:

      I mean, I'm working on some normal stuff, but right now it's a story about two male background ponies and their *cough* "playtime" and a story about Rarity babying Fluttershy

      I love that ship :D

  7. Altastrofae

    New chapter is out for what is currently my most popular story on FIMFiction: Naughty Fluttershy!

    Be sure to check it out, I'm quite proud of how it turned out ¦D

  8. Altastrofae
    That's hard... hmm... I won't push it _____ You can eat ANYTHING!!! Except chocolate
  9. Altastrofae

    To lure you back, A SONG!!!

    🎶 Happy Birthday to You!

    *cha cha cha*

    Happy Birthday to You!

    *cha cha cha*

    Happy Birthday Dear Trotteur Sauvage!

    Happy Birthday to you

    AND MANY MORE!!! 🎶 

  10. Altastrofae
    _____ No. I'd rather starve! _____ You never have to get up to go to the bathroom ¦D BUT That will be because you'll become incontinent and have to wear diapers o3o STILL YOU DONT HAVE TO GET UP! ¦D
  11. Altastrofae
    So? Who cares? That won't stop people from watching unless they want to. And let's face it. One day, My Little Pony will end without being brought back for a reboot It's just a show, no big deal, really. If people left the fandom, then that was their choice
  12. Altastrofae
    Fear of the name only increases fear of the thing itself ¦D But I'd personally like to see bat alicorns
  13. Altastrofae
    I mean, you can already do whatever you want But if you choose to do ANYTHING you want People will hate you and you'd probably be in violation of federal law Also, you forgot a new scenario. _____ You can talk to animals... BUT but, but, but, but, BUT!!! :3 Squirrels are secretly EVIL!
  14. Altastrofae
    Personally, I'd have to go with the "underwear cuz you're a cat in the laundry basket" hat Great for all events, both formal and casual ¦D
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    _____ So... just how life is already? So it doesn't matter whether or not I push it But because I like pushing buttons... :3 LET THE BOOTÄN BE POOSHED!!!! ¦D _____ You can kiss your waifu. Finally, for real BUT!!!!!!! You will have aweful breath that mints won't fix until you kiss them XD
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    I like it. This is one of those songs I could totally see with lyrics. Very catchy
  17. Altastrofae
    If your gay, then sure. Totally! But if you're not, "waifu" is the Japanese-romaji spelling of the English word "wife" and is typically used to describe someone you have sexual feelings for. By all means, call them waifu if you wish, but just pointing it out :3
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    Rocks are alive tho. In a different sort of way. I would pick up a similar rock, and tell her that it is Boulder, not the one I just "killed"
  19. Altastrofae
    Um... at least she tasted delicious? If we wait 3 hours, can she still be turned back? o3o
  20. Altastrofae

    What's wrong with me?

    Seriously, everything that's ever made me want to not just lay down and die has been some kind of taboo.

    Oh, he practices the occult? Taboo against God

    Oh, he watches My Little Pony? Taboo against the social order

    Oh, he's into guys, too? Taboo against the social order and God

    Oh, he's a Little? Well, you might as well kill him now, 'cause why not? He clearly doesn't matter! We might be doing him a favor, he's clearly not happy. . . 

    Why don't they all shove it up their asses and let me live how I please. Just stop the ignorance, because ^this^ don't make sense to me. If anything, those people are a taboo against BASIC HUMAN MORALS!!! Geez, sons of bitches, I just can't... deal with those people right now!!!

    *deep breaths*

    Okay... rant over... I'm good

    1. Snow Frostflame

      Snow Frostflame

      Here's my advice, fuck what others think. Its your life, not theirs. Don't take their criticism of you to heart, live life the way you see fit.

    2. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      I try to ignore them, but people seem to getting more incapable of original thought by the minute, and I just can't stand it! I'm doing 2 of those things on the list at once right now, and if anypony could see me right now they'd be spewing out horseshit, maybe even some people from here, idk.

      But, I feel like, if I found out a close friend is gay, I wouldn't tell them that their wrong. I'd just say "whatever makes you happy" and move on with my life.

      Truth of the matter is, I love my current religion, I love My Little Pony, I love being into both genders, and I love the rare chances I get to be Little. I don't know about you, but I'm gonna do what I love.

    3. ZethaPonderer

      ZethaPonderer

      The issue stems from the fact that people have trouble learning the Art of Tolerance. I am no exception. Therefore, I’m learning how to Tolerate with some sense of compromise,

      I’ll tolerate your right to believe/live as you please, but it doesn’t mean I have to tolerate certain beliefs and ways of life people adopt. Same on your end. There has to be a compromise when to Tolerate and when not to. We can’t be simply 100% Tolerable at everything, but we should be 100% Tolerable for each other’s right to live/believe as we please.

       

      In other words, your belief is your belief, my belief is mine. Your life is your life, my life is mine.

       

      It’s become my personal motto to live up to. :)

       

      Hope you get well soon and have a happy day.

  21. Altastrofae
    EXACTLY! I didn't want to say anything, but I'm glad you did The Roman Catholic Church wasn't founded until the after the European kingdoms actually formed o3o
  22. Altastrofae

    Friend: Oh, you're reading Tokyo Ghoul?

    Me: Yeah, I love it! A little different than the anime, but it's good

    Friend: You don't ship Kanake and Touka's brother do you?

    Me: *gasp* *squee!!!!!* People do that?!

    Friend: DON'T! It doesn't work!

    Me: It does tho o3o

    Friend: How??? He tried to kill Kanake several times!

    Me: Pft... all couples fight sometimes. Sometimes you wanna rip your boyfriend's flesh out until there's nothing left but blood and guts! :glimmer:

    Other times you just wanna lay on the bed and cuddle them until you can't cuddle anymore :wub:

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    2. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      @Sherbert Music-Guard

      This was an actual conversation me and my friend had today o3o

      But we were talking about Tokyo Ghoul, a drama about ghouls, human-like creatures who can only survive off of human flesh, struggling to live in a world that doesn't accept them :V

       

    3. The Spitfire Simp

      The Spitfire Simp

      @CrystalBloodMoon

      AH!

      I don't read manga or watch animé so that's probably why I didn't get it!

    4. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      @Sherbert Music-Guard

      Yeah, and in the story, they have an entire government branch dedicated to killing ghouls, when they're just like normal people, and can't survive without human flesh. Besides, most will eat suicide victims or real criminals, unless they're really hungry and can't find anything else. What else are they supposed to do man? Come on! The hunting grounds are usually split up pretty fairly in the 20th Ward anyways, and the ghouls there stay pretty well behaved. At least kill those 5th Ward bozos. All because of Rize nearly killing one civilian, and suddenly you start killing our 20th Ward peeps? What the Hell???

  23. Altastrofae
    Fluttershy! The Little community assumes that you are a Little. You're reaction?
  24. Altastrofae

    I WANNA CUDDEW ALL DA PONIES :D

    images-58.jpeg.53a32e60f24b3c1e95535e415279a9ea.jpeg I mean, who doesn't? o3o

    1. CHA0SXIII

      CHA0SXIII

      Ponies are cute af! :catface:

      twiatecookies.gif.a62195c6c511c53ee6aa642ab4ab7a9b.gif

  25. Altastrofae
    YES!!! But... can I rub my daw'ling Wuna's belly too? I wanna cuddew all da ponies!
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