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  1. Altastrofae
    But why? That's the whole point of tricking mares into getting drunk!
  2. Altastrofae
    YES! NUDE, DRUNK, PARTY!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Altastrofae
    Yay! BUTLER! Butler: Yes good sir? Another Blood Mary for @shadowwarp940 here
  4. Altastrofae
    I'ma need alot of wine. BUTLER! Bloody Mary, chop chop! XD
  5. Altastrofae
    It wasn't cute to me, it made me want to gorge out my eyeballs. Anywho, so there's no hard feelings... *cuddles @meck-can-ik pony and @princess celestia2*
  6. Altastrofae
    just... no... I'm sorry, but I've never found babies to be cute, call me a buzzkill if you will, but I stand by that perspective.
  7. Altastrofae

    You know what I always thought to be a fun idea? At a pagan handfasting, the bride and groom grow their hair out for a year before the festival of Beltane, and then they braid their hair together, and before they set the engagement, they jump over the fire together. The idea behind this is trusting the other person enough to not hesitate. If someone does, then they both end up jumping in fire. Yeah, ouch. But at least you can be sure that there'll be no doubts what-so-ever. Then after the handfasting, some will spend a whole year living together, and a day later finalize the marriage officially. Better safe than years stuck in an unhappy marriage (°~°)

    1. Johnny1226

      Johnny1226

      Sounds complicated then again it is marriage 

    2. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      XD Indeed it is. Just don't hesitate, no pressure Lol

  8. Altastrofae

    Okay, I just watched "Simple Ways" and now I want to write a shipfic love triangle thingy with Rarity, Applejack, and Trendorhoof. At a later time, I suppose.

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    2. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      I know the episode was basically that, but I'd like to go "deeper"

    3. CHA0SXIII

      CHA0SXIII

      You'd like "to go deeper" you say?.....* BWWWOOONNNNGGGG *

    4. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      BWONG INDEED MY GOOD SIR!!!!!!

  9. Altastrofae
    Lilly From Pokémon S/M and US/UM
  10. Altastrofae

    It is Ostara now, but, still looking forward to the "Festival of Fire" that is Beltane! Just fire everywhere. Basically a coming-of-age ritual for the God. He's gonna be reaching dat age where he gets all awkward, pimples everywher, blargh XD. Anywho, I think this year, I'll celebrate with friends, have a bonfire, throw some herbs and junk up in there, and maybe see some Fae dancing amongst the smoke. Seeing some Sylphs or Will-o-wisps would be amazing, I hear they like fire and are esp. active at the Beltane Veil-Lift. Could be interesting. I'm thinking of maybe having a meditation circle, invite all of our guardians, and build up a ton of energy, we could have an amazing experience at the fire :icwudt:

    Until then, have a very magikal Ostara, and Blessed Be!

    ~🌒🌕🌘~

    1. Felicity505

      Felicity505

      Cool!

    2. Amanita

      Amanita

      Uhhh, same to you I guess....?

    3. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      Oh, and of course, to everypony who's found that special somepony, have a very romantic time by the fire! Maybe some will even be having their handfastings this year. Yay!

       

  11. Altastrofae

    Children of the stars, GOOD MORROW!

    It's Friday, so finally, we can all relax

    How's everypony doing this fine afternoon?

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    2. CHA0SXIII

      CHA0SXIII

      Lets plays for now, but I'm planning to do reviews of tv shows soon starting with mlp as early as next Saturday. Was supposed to get it out this Saturday, but me and my family spent most of yesterday out of town running errands, which cut into the schedule to much, leaving without enough time to produce anything of quality. :unamused: #REEEEEEEEE  

    3. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      Well, I might check out the channel later, what's it called?

    4. CHA0SXIII

      CHA0SXIII

      CHA0SXIII, I also put out a vid on Monday explaining why I hadn't posted awhile if you go wandering about the gap in vids. 

  12. Altastrofae

    Good night everypony!

    To those who liked the story "Comet's Daddy" on FIMFiction, a new story is coming. I can't spoil anything, but I will say that this is just a cute skit I wanted to write, and Comet's adventure will indeed continue. I plan to have this new story up by this weekend.

    Until then, may Pegasus, the white steed of the stars, guide you! Blessed Be!

    1. Johnny1226

      Johnny1226

      Good night Crystal 

    2. The Spitfire Simp

      The Spitfire Simp

      Good Night!

       

      That sounds excellent!

    3. Amanita

      Amanita

      Good night!

  13. Altastrofae

    LAST VISITED:

    1 hour ago

    _____

    Yay! She's back!!!!!

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    2. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      @Valencia

      You're Welcome, Best Forum Friend For Five-Ever! :D

      Sorry, I almost made you cry. :blush:

    3. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      YAY! SHE'S BACK! Yo Valence!

    4. Valencia

      Valencia

      No please don't be sorry @Sparklefan1234 ❤ I meant in a positively sweet way :kindness:

      and hey @CrystalBloodMoon :rarity: *hugs* 

      Good to see you too sugar :D

  14. Altastrofae
    *blushies* They aren't that big XD
  15. Altastrofae
    Yes Anywho, now I'm actually a thing that can do things to strangers who appear nude in my bed
  16. Altastrofae

    Okay so I was looking through metaphysical artwork, and I found this—

    Spoiler

    4790343_orig.jpg

    Anywho... I LOVED IT! So, naturally, I HAD to make it my avatar. Also, it fits in MLP

    You like? :catface:

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    2. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      yay!

    3. Amanita

      Amanita

      LOVE IT

    4. The Spitfire Simp

      The Spitfire Simp

      Excellenté!

  17. Altastrofae
    No. And, I'm not a moon anymore, look again
  18. Altastrofae
    Wah? I don't destroy Highrule! WTF!!!
  19. Altastrofae
    YAY HAIL SATAN! Bonus, a colt is naked in my bed! My day just keeps getting better! No, I'm not Satanist, tho 666 is based off of the hebrew for 666 looking to be a mocking of the trinity. Also a dæmon may mark this on a wall or more commonly on your person tho many dæmonologists' studies may show this is simply how they mark their territory/warn those they dislike to stay out of said territory I'm a total nerd for this stuff I tell ya
  20. Altastrofae
    Indeed it is Fluttershy. Esp. for me, cuz BOTH ma' waifu r here!
  21. Altastrofae
    Actually the artist who drew it called it "Red Pentacle Moon" So.... I slapped it into the avatar slot, fits my name perfectly. But yes, an evening nude in bed with Princess Luna will be very interesting...
  22. Altastrofae
    LUNA!!!! YES!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  23. Altastrofae

    Lost in Thoughts All Alone - FireEmblem Cover

    _____________________

    [Intro]

    You are the ocean's grey waves

    Destined to seek life beyond the shore — just out of reach

    Yet the waters ever change, flowing like time

    The path is yours to climb

    • • •

    [Hoshido]

    In the white Light, a hand reaches through

    A double~edged blade cuts your heart in two

    Waking dreams fade away, embrace the brand~new day

    Sing with me a song of birthrights and love

    The light scatters to the sky above

    Dawn breaks through the gloom, white as a bone

    Lost in thoughts all alone

    • • •

    You are the ocean's grey waves

    Destined to seek, life beyond the shore — just out of reach

    Yet the waters ever change, flowing like time

    The path is yours to climb

    • • •

    [Nohr]

    Embrace the Dark you call a home

    Gaze upon an empty White throne

    A legacy of lies, a familiar disguise

    Sing with me a song of conquests and fate

    The black pillar cracks beneath its weight

    Night breaks through the day, hard as a stone

    Lost in thoughts all alone

    • • •

    [Resolve]

    The path you walk on belongs to destiny

    Just let it flow

    All of your joy and your pain all fall like the tide

    Just let it flow

    Life is not just filled with happiness, nor sorrow

    Even the thorn in your heart, in time it may become a rose

    • • •

    A burdened heart sinks into the ground

    A veil falls away without a sound

    Not day nor night, wrong nor right

    For truth and peace, you fight

    Sing with me a song of silence and blood

    The rain falls but can't wash away the mud

    Within my ancient heart dwells, madness and pride

    Can no one hear my cry?

    • • •

    You are the ocean's grey waves

    Destined to seek life beyond the shore — just out of reach

    Yet the waters ever change, flowing like time

    The path is yours to climb

    • • •

    You are the ocean's grey waves. . .

    _________________

     

    1. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      Okay, I fucked up several times typing this. In the end, I had to look up the lyrics, and now they're correct. Why did I do this? I don't know :wacko:

  24. Altastrofae

    ^Best scene ever^

  25. Altastrofae

    "If I could begin to be

    Half of what you think of me,

    I could do about anything.

    I could even learn how to love— like you"

    ______

    ~ "Love Like You" Steven Universe Outro

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    2. Amanita

      Amanita

      Idk but i think it’s sad because I’ve seen drawings with it for Rose and Greg and one with Peridot and Steven

    3. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      I guess it isn't exactly up-beat, so I guess it could be viewed as sad

    4. Amanita

      Amanita

      Maybe

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