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Good Morrow mine Friends! (why dafuq am I talking like dat?)
Whatever, good morning, here's some music—
I bucking LOVE this song!

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I will definitely make an attempt making this, though I will try to think of a substitute for peacock feather, because I have no idea where she obtained such a questionable item. Anypony have any clue?
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I want you all to try a little experiment.
Go grab a spoon. Just a spoon.
Now set it in front of you.
Now try to bend the spoon without touching it.
There is a trick of sorts to this. If you're stuck, you may ask for a hint.
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It's not? Wut did you mean then?
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I just realized how convenient my situation is

Okay, so I'm very weird, yes? not exactly normal, so it's hard to find somepony I actually like. But I realized, my chances are better than what they'd normally be.
Let's just assume my chances are 1 in 100 for a girl to like a weird guy and for that guy to like her back. Seems good enough. But I'm bi. That makes my chances closer to 1 in 50. YAAAAAASS!!!
However, accounting for the fact that not every guy is into guys, and that not every girl is into guys, my adjusted ratio would be closer to 1 in 75 or 1.5%. Not too shabby if I do say so myself

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*snorts*
Geniously? You mean "genuinely", yes?
I just like guys in a different way. Girls I'm more attracted to sexually, I guess (not going into all that), and guys I'm attracted to more romantically, tho sexual feelings are still there.
Like, I want a guy to be dominant over me, but I want to be dominant over a girl.
Girls are cute, guys are hot.
I hope that explains, because I had a bit of trouble attempting this in a clear and concise manner
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I love this poem

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"Up in the airy mountain,
Down the rushy glen,
We daren't go a-hunting
For fear of little men;
Wee folk, good folk,
Trooping altogether;
Green jacket, red cap,
And white owls' feather!
Down along the rocky shore
Some make their home,
They live on crispy pancakes
Of yellow tide-foam;
Some in the reeds
Of the black mountain lake,
With frogs for their watchdogs,
All night awake.
~ "The Faeries" by William Allingham
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It's Irish

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I'm a butterfly Fae now, so I have just one thing to ask of you all...
I wants me some milk!

Cue dead meme!!!