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Altastrofae

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  1. Good Morrow mine Friends! (why dafuq am I talking like dat?)

    Whatever, good morning, here's some music—

    I bucking LOVE this song! :D

  2. I will definitely make an attempt making this, though I will try to think of a substitute for peacock feather, because I have no idea where she obtained such a questionable item. Anypony have any clue?

     

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    2. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      Urban California is crazy with those customers, and they have little if any competition 

      Or so I would suspect

    3. Johnny1226
    4. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      Maybe she just has a friend, idk

      I messaged her asking, I'm waiting for a response

  3. Such a very powerful message... :rarity:

  4. Banned because Dischord is NOT a husbando of mine. NEVA'!!!!!!! Banned from Gobo'ing Banned for liking Marvel, ugh...
  5. I want you all to try a little experiment.

    Go grab a spoon. Just a spoon.

    Now set it in front of you.

    Now try to bend the spoon without touching it.

    There is a trick of sorts to this. If you're stuck, you may ask for a hint. 

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    2. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      @Duality

      It's not? Wut did you mean then?

    3. Duality

      Duality

      My body has a gravitational field, just like everything else with mass. It's not anywhere near as powerful as the gravitational field of the Earth, but it can still bend spoons from a distance, albeit effectively imperceptibly.

      True science. :P

    4. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      I... that's not why I did this, but points for science-y stuff

  6. OMG My screenname on here literally used to be FairyDust46! Crazy... Steal my dust back, you don't know WHAT dat is!
  7. language should be singular "every language has its own beauty" You're talking about all languages as a whole in that context, so language is singular. Sorry, I always point these sort of things out
  8. I can speak Japanese good enough, not exactly fluent. Spanish I'm taking a class on, and I'm not too god at it...
  9. Why not the other way around? Does it end up sounding weird or something?
  10. Banned because GODS I WOULD NEVER!!! THAT SOUNDS AWEFUL!!! Banned for agreeing
  11. Banned for not having thoughts about my darling Luna
  12. Banned for un-banning in a banning thread as well as ninja'ing me
  13. If you don't mind me asking, what is your native language?
  14. Banned for misjudging me. It's historically accurate to say that Hitler held a personal interest in the Occult, and that's just a dark truth, he wanted to do some things that would get him killed by the Nordic Valkyries if he ever succeeded (some would just never work period. Like making a minotaur for war purposes by having a woman mate with a bull Don't see that working ever in a million years). Banned for hating on Sherbert
  15. I just realized how convenient my situation is :wacko:

    Okay, so I'm very weird, yes? not exactly normal, so it's hard to find somepony I actually like. But I realized, my chances are better than what they'd normally be.

    Let's just assume my chances are 1 in 100 for a girl to like a weird guy and for that guy to like her back. Seems good enough. But I'm bi. That makes my chances closer to 1 in 50. YAAAAAASS!!!

    However, accounting for the fact that not every guy is into guys, and that not every girl is into guys, my adjusted ratio would be closer to 1 in 75 or 1.5%. Not too shabby if I do say so myself :ooh:

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    3. J.T.

      J.T.

      how does being bi work? I understand liking women, they're pretty, they smell nice, they have body parts that I don't. So if you find women attractive how does one find men attractive at the same time. Im not trying to judge, I'm geniously curious :catface:

       

    4. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      *snorts* 

      Geniously? You mean "genuinely", yes?

      I just like guys in a different way. Girls I'm more attracted to sexually, I guess (not going into all that), and guys I'm attracted to more romantically, tho sexual feelings are still there.

      Like, I want a guy to be dominant over me, but I want to be dominant over a girl.

      Girls are cute, guys are hot.

      :wacko: I hope that explains, because I had a bit of trouble attempting this in a clear and concise manner

  16. Es ok I has access t'all da straight/bi mares and gay/bi stallions out there. I have plenty more to choose from Lol
  17. I don't do hexes or anything, so don't worry. If I ever curse you, it will be because you asked me to @Nightfall Gloam Maybe. Same thing tho, if you're straight, no dice there XD Aww, ninja'd
  18. BRO! No such thing! Emos are so my type. So cute. Plus, I'm emo myself and can relate to the lot of them intellectually As to whether or not I'd date you, I'ma say maybe. But I'm pretty sure you're straight, so that wouldn't work so well
  19. I love this poem :D

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    "Up in the airy mountain,

    Down the rushy glen,

    We daren't go a-hunting

    For fear of little men;

    Wee folk, good folk,

    Trooping altogether;

    Green jacket, red cap,

    And white owls' feather!

     

    Down along the rocky shore

    Some make their home,

    They live on crispy pancakes

    Of yellow tide-foam;

    Some in the reeds

    Of the black mountain lake,

    With frogs for their watchdogs,

    All night awake.

                                              ~ "The Faeries" by William Allingham

    ______________________

    It's Irish :kindness:

    1. The Spitfire Simp

      The Spitfire Simp

      That's actually a really nice poem.

      I can't believe I've only heard of it today

    2. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      Yeah, apparently today, it's just viewed as a cute children's nursery-rhyme. However, Allingham claimed to see actually Faerie in the woods where he lived, and his poems were based on his experience with the creatures, so he claims.

  20. I'm a butterfly Fae now, so I have just one thing to ask of you all...

    I wants me some milk! :catface:

    Cue dead meme!!!

     

  21. OH! Okay. @King of Canterlot, I'm sorry, I misjudged you for a second there
  22. You're English isn't too bad. Better than my Spanish. If I said something to a native speaker, they'd be real confused
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