"Gilligan's Island is like the news. You're not supposed to expect logic or factual accuracy. You're supposed to suspend your grasp on reality for a while, get a few laughs, and turn your brain back on when you're done."
Banned for not being overcast.
Banned for. . . wait, you're not the post above mine. I can't ban you.
Go to the bottom of someone's profile page and switch it from showing their "About Me" to "Activity" (if it's not on "Activity" by default).
Granted. You have a very nice apartment, but it costs your entire paycheck in rent, leaving no room for other bills and necessities.
I wish for a pet velociraptor that obeys my every command.