strongwilled_pegasus

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I have a feeling this guy would not have a great time on a tour of Wonka's chocolate factory. maybe an everlasting gobstopper would give him time to think before going too deeply into his examinations. (But if I ever need a good lawyer, I'd probably be giving the chap a call!)

Just another way for scumbag politicians to violate constitutional rights by inventing laws to suit their own interests rather than those of the people they’re supposed to represent. What else is new?  

this explains the dark multiverse

That's some seriously serious universe. I thought I had complex fictional worlds but this...my goodness!

how's your Christmas?

Ah yes, here it goes again. Blame everyone except ol' number one. They have such a high opinion of themselves that it must be everyone else that's got them wrong. Poor little pains-in-the-***. 

looks like he won't be getting any more customers for quite a while  

Charming little beasts, aren't they? Gotta admit those little things have charm! 

You know how it is, racism will only continue as long as people try to keep it alive. And pointing the finger at others and labeling them as racist is definitely what keeps it alive. Racism (actual genuine racism) was nearly gone until the modern crowd decided to start making a problem where there wasn't one. And now, lo and behold, 'racism is everywhere.' Go figure.

It's unfortunate about what ultimately happened to Romeo, and it's nice that he got along so well with everyone. But there's no way I'd trust any wild animal completely, especially around children. Sometimes they just get a strange instinct out of nowhere and do something bad. But gotta give cred where it's due, he never went wild against anyone and that's impressive. 

the white dog really does resemble his "Relative" 

Haha! I wish I had a MAGA hat like that. (Those little grey freaks needed some color anyway).  

dun, dun, dun

did i share this already?

That's the trouble when they actually have to think about what they're saying and face the naked truth. It's hard to write with conviction when one has to lie to one's self in order to do so.

did you just say "naked"

Perhaps au naturel would be better.

Geicko? Someone in their ad department needs a few minutes on the couch next to someone with a clipboard and little white coat. 

Give people enough rope and eventually they'll hang themselves with it. Bring out the gallows!

Oh my gosh they're so FLUFFY!!!!! 

I think I just had a cute attack!!! 

it can't be that bad, can it?

I'm not really sure which ones are the parents and which are the kids. 

Looks like someone’s sagging career needs a boost (or they’re just desperate for attention and reinforcement). Lame, very lame indeed. I guess those millions in the bank just aren’t enough.