Duality

oH, Duaddy. Wanted to bring up to you certain pokemon facts. Ice types, of course. Ones I feel you may harbor a kinship to.

 See, these two get such little respect. There's Cryagonal, which as you can assume by the name is not only Crystal but Polygonal. It's a living snowflake and a literal living shape. I, for one, find it really badflank to just be carting around an icy friend that's just a levitating shape-face.

 But moreover, there is the infamous evolutionary line of Vanilite, Vanillish & Vaniluxe. They get a bad reputation of being the Ice Cream pokemon and being a stupid idea. Despite that flavor-themed naming convention, the pokedex does heartidly endorse that they are quite literally living water crystalized into floating, magical icicles. Sure, they are topped with fluffy, snowy wonder with straw-shaped icy projections, but the theory states that its all the crystal spikes that are truly the pokemon.

 So what we have here... is sentient ice. That fires ice beams of icy power, all while still being adorable as all get out with its adorable little eyes. Truly, the best the Ice-Type can yearn to be! 

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 Except Regice. I glare in disapproving scorn at Regice. 

 Oddly enough, there be no water types that are literally just water. Ice knows how to stick to a theme!