Duality

...survived?...

 Oh! Uh, a remarkable... 78% customer survival rate satisfaction!

 Does that imply that after the thirty days we return the money? Because i’m happy to say we’ve never had to do that!

Granted, in merit of business honesty, we’ve only had two beings for our focus group control polls. And both fled screaming.

 One dude actually tried the product first!!

*Chaos Inc. is a subsidiary of  Infinity Acres. Almost all companies are unknowingly  a part of Infinity Acres.

Speaking of companies, I've been meaning to get into the stock market for a while now. Does Chaos Inc. have buyable shares? What've your returns on investment been like over the last few tax years?

We also have shyable bears.

 That's not really adherent to the present topic, but I felt it was an option you should keep on the table.

There is much interest in our company as of late due to the fact-proven hypothesis widely known that large conglomerates are guaranteed to do well when they actively threaten the lives of their consumers. One would think that would be detrimental, but one does not dispute the Trend Graph in Analytics. 

Governmental taxes are low, despite the many governments we have to go through for acquiescement of business practices. As with the small number of other businesses willing to acknowledge our support, it is seen as an almost superstitious ill omen to garner our support. We were in bed with oil companies for a while and look how that turned out!

 We really should have thought more about our bid to lower costs by reinforcing oil tanker ships with layers of snack wafers.

 The cost in rat lives was insurmountable.