Duality

That’s good! Drink plenty of water too. Don’t just rely on the chicken soup picture (see above). Last I checked it’s not of the eating variety! How is your throat? 

if I don’t find it I am going to have to get another one made which could set me back $250. I don’t know how this is humanly possible. I had it, then 30 seconds later it’s the only key on my keychain that vanished.

I have been drinking something like two liters a day so hopefully that proves sufficient. I've also been eating plenty of beef and potatoes and veges to grow big and strong like you. 

That's mildly unsettling, actually - I think when things like that happen that the only reasonable explanation is goblins. This theory also extends to weird physics results. Dark matter? Goblins. Quantum chromodynamics? Goblins. Turbulence? Particularly malicious goblins. It explains so much.

Only 2 liters? I am sending you a 12-gallon spoon. You must drink at least that much every 20 minutes or the whole process resets! I’ve never been described as big and/or strong before!
 

It is the only logical explanation. They just vanished into thin air faster than my last date! Unless they’re somehow connected...

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