Duality

Everybody say it with me now:
It's not 'sleeping' it's "motorboating a pillow"

It's not 'grey matter' it's 'brain beans'

it's not a 'stealth kill' it's a 'struggle snuggle'

It's not an 'accident' it's a collision'

And with today, the last of my coursework has been finally completed. Thank ye gods!

https://mlpforums.com/announcement/8-scheduled-maintanence/

holy crap I managed to return ‡D

Hey hey hey!

Totally Lyra, you've had that avatar for far too long!

You're a staff member, you can't just let your profile stagnate while everyone else leaves you in the dust with new and improved avatars to commemorate the MLP Movie!

As such, I feel it is my civic duty to present you with a shiny lyrahoers to potentially become the new face of Totally Lyra to one and all users of these fair forums:

Hey hey hey!

Totally Lyra, you've had that avatar for far too long!

You're a staff member, you can't just let your profile stagnate while everyone else leaves you in the dust with new and improved avatars to commemorate the MLP Movie!

As such, I feel it is my civic duty to present you with a shiny lyrahoers to potentially become the new face of Totally Lyra to one and all users of these fair forums:

HAIIII YOU ONLINE NAO?

HAIIII YOU ONLINE NAO?

HAIIII YOU ONLINE NAO?

HAIIII YOU ONLINE NAO?

HAIIII YOU ONLINE NAO?

HAIIII YOU ONLINE NAO?

HAIIII YOU ONLINE NAO?

HAIIII YOU ONLINE NAO?

QUESTION!!!                                               *eyes bobble around like glue-on googly eyes*

   So, another fanficky Idea I'm working on!  (don't know where it would go as a thread. And no, still haven't touched the first fanfic Idea I had mentioned...)

  So! How to be 100% Oblivious!

 Point is, my main character is themed from the point where he's just somehow not noticed popular culture or news for the past decade to the point where he's not noticed a whole slew of new species now being harmlessly integrated into the human populace.

  I can assuage the small stuff. That when he's outside in the rare times, he's just too wrapped up in his thoughts or his phone to notice that somebody walking past has a few more limbs than usual. What the Big hole in my scheme is... how you manage to support yourself & shoddy little house, with a job that doesn't require you having direct visual contact with the outside world. 

   I can see buying your groceries and not noticing there's three times as much mass under the counter of the lady ringing you out... but you'd probably notice your boss having a pair of wings...

Darn. Hope I haven't been too transparent with what the franchise I'm riding on is.

G-... Got my pre-order ticket for the big Movie going through Fandango right now!

 Im kind of... quite nervious. Never, like, preordered before. What do I do when I get there?! 

  There going to be enough other people there that'll mean that somebody might want to talk? I'll have a chance to make a f-friend, r-right? How does socialization work?!!? Have to show interest, but not too much interest to where I might sound creepy or something and they whap me one. I can ask if they're into the sh-show too, right? Ch-chances are pretty high I oughta be able to see those in similiar situations, adult fans of the show. 

 I-I-I've g-got, l-like, four days till opening night! M-maybe I oughta try, like, w-watching the show for once before I do to get my interest up or something. G-get in the mood for it, psyche myself up. 

  Ch-chances are, p-probably, that its not going to be some big life changing moment like I've been convincing myself and I just watch it & go home. ... th-though that'd be pretty sad too...

QUESTION!!!                                               *eyes bobble around like glue-on googly eyes*

   So, another fanficky Idea I'm working on!  (don't know where it would go as a thread. And no, still haven't touched the first fanfic Idea I had mentioned...)

  So! How to be 100% Oblivious!

 Point is, my main character is themed from the point where he's just somehow not noticed popular culture or news for the past decade to the point where he's not noticed a whole slew of new species now being harmlessly integrated into the human populace.

  I can assuage the small stuff. That when he's outside in the rare times, he's just too wrapped up in his thoughts or his phone to notice that somebody walking past has a few more limbs than usual. What the Big hole in my scheme is... how you manage to support yourself & shoddy little house, with a job that doesn't require you having direct visual contact with the outside world. 

   I can see buying your groceries and not noticing there's three times as much mass under the counter of the lady ringing you out... but you'd probably notice your boss having a pair of wings...

Darn. Hope I haven't been too transparent with what the franchise I'm riding on is.

HAIIII YOU ONLINE NAO?

QUESTION!!!                                               *eyes bobble around like glue-on googly eyes*

   So, another fanficky Idea I'm working on!  (don't know where it would go as a thread. And no, still haven't touched the first fanfic Idea I had mentioned...)

  So! How to be 100% Oblivious!

 Point is, my main character is themed from the point where he's just somehow not noticed popular culture or news for the past decade to the point where he's not noticed a whole slew of new species now being harmlessly integrated into the human populace.

  I can assuage the small stuff. That when he's outside in the rare times, he's just too wrapped up in his thoughts or his phone to notice that somebody walking past has a few more limbs than usual. What the Big hole in my scheme is... how you manage to support yourself & shoddy little house, with a job that doesn't require you having direct visual contact with the outside world. 

   I can see buying your groceries and not noticing there's three times as much mass under the counter of the lady ringing you out... but you'd probably notice your boss having a pair of wings...

Darn. Hope I haven't been too transparent with what the franchise I'm riding on is.

G-... Got my pre-order ticket for the big Movie going through Fandango right now!

 Im kind of... quite nervious. Never, like, preordered before. What do I do when I get there?! 

  There going to be enough other people there that'll mean that somebody might want to talk? I'll have a chance to make a f-friend, r-right? How does socialization work?!!? Have to show interest, but not too much interest to where I might sound creepy or something and they whap me one. I can ask if they're into the sh-show too, right? Ch-chances are pretty high I oughta be able to see those in similiar situations, adult fans of the show. 

 I-I-I've g-got, l-like, four days till opening night! M-maybe I oughta try, like, w-watching the show for once before I do to get my interest up or something. G-get in the mood for it, psyche myself up. 

  Ch-chances are, p-probably, that its not going to be some big life changing moment like I've been convincing myself and I just watch it & go home. ... th-though that'd be pretty sad too...

QUESTION!!!                                               *eyes bobble around like glue-on googly eyes*

   So, another fanficky Idea I'm working on!  (don't know where it would go as a thread. And no, still haven't touched the first fanfic Idea I had mentioned...)

  So! How to be 100% Oblivious!

 Point is, my main character is themed from the point where he's just somehow not noticed popular culture or news for the past decade to the point where he's not noticed a whole slew of new species now being harmlessly integrated into the human populace.

  I can assuage the small stuff. That when he's outside in the rare times, he's just too wrapped up in his thoughts or his phone to notice that somebody walking past has a few more limbs than usual. What the Big hole in my scheme is... how you manage to support yourself & shoddy little house, with a job that doesn't require you having direct visual contact with the outside world. 

   I can see buying your groceries and not noticing there's three times as much mass under the counter of the lady ringing you out... but you'd probably notice your boss having a pair of wings...

Darn. Hope I haven't been too transparent with what the franchise I'm riding on is.

G-... Got my pre-order ticket for the big Movie going through Fandango right now!

 Im kind of... quite nervious. Never, like, preordered before. What do I do when I get there?! 

  There going to be enough other people there that'll mean that somebody might want to talk? I'll have a chance to make a f-friend, r-right? How does socialization work?!!? Have to show interest, but not too much interest to where I might sound creepy or something and they whap me one. I can ask if they're into the sh-show too, right? Ch-chances are pretty high I oughta be able to see those in similiar situations, adult fans of the show. 

 I-I-I've g-got, l-like, four days till opening night! M-maybe I oughta try, like, w-watching the show for once before I do to get my interest up or something. G-get in the mood for it, psyche myself up. 

  Ch-chances are, p-probably, that its not going to be some big life changing moment like I've been convincing myself and I just watch it & go home. ... th-though that'd be pretty sad too...

His palms confetti, his arms are sweaty. Mom's knees vomit is heavy. There's spaghetti on his sweater already. 

QUESTION!!!                                               *eyes bobble around like glue-on googly eyes*

   So, another fanficky Idea I'm working on!  (don't know where it would go as a thread. And no, still haven't touched the first fanfic Idea I had mentioned...)

  So! How to be 100% Oblivious!

 Point is, my main character is themed from the point where he's just somehow not noticed popular culture or news for the past decade to the point where he's not noticed a whole slew of new species now being harmlessly integrated into the human populace.

  I can assuage the small stuff. That when he's outside in the rare times, he's just too wrapped up in his thoughts or his phone to notice that somebody walking past has a few more limbs than usual. What the Big hole in my scheme is... how you manage to support yourself & shoddy little house, with a job that doesn't require you having direct visual contact with the outside world. 

   I can see buying your groceries and not noticing there's three times as much mass under the counter of the lady ringing you out... but you'd probably notice your boss having a pair of wings...

Darn. Hope I haven't been too transparent with what the franchise I'm riding on is.

G-... Got my pre-order ticket for the big Movie going through Fandango right now!

 Im kind of... quite nervious. Never, like, preordered before. What do I do when I get there?! 

  There going to be enough other people there that'll mean that somebody might want to talk? I'll have a chance to make a f-friend, r-right? How does socialization work?!!? Have to show interest, but not too much interest to where I might sound creepy or something and they whap me one. I can ask if they're into the sh-show too, right? Ch-chances are pretty high I oughta be able to see those in similiar situations, adult fans of the show. 

 I-I-I've g-got, l-like, four days till opening night! M-maybe I oughta try, like, w-watching the show for once before I do to get my interest up or something. G-get in the mood for it, psyche myself up. 

  Ch-chances are, p-probably, that its not going to be some big life changing moment like I've been convincing myself and I just watch it & go home. ... th-though that'd be pretty sad too...