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  1. Duality
    Curl up in a tiny foetal ball of existential terror Exactly what I'm doing right now obviously you plebian internet person I have a bunch of little pet projects that I poke around at from time to time. Stuff like figuring out an equation for how fast the stream of water coming out of a water fountain is going by what percentage of your water bottle it fills up, figuring out an equation for how long a pipe is judging by the ratio of the apparent sizes of its ends when you look through it, and devising nifty little equations like this one: Perhaps needless to say, I have slightly too much time without responsibilities on my hands.
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    Oh, okay, that makes sense. Thought you were talking about a variant belief system implemented specifically by Russia.
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    Greetings, mortal! All shall fall before our unified might. Truly, you are a valuable asset to our organisation, even in your infancy. Especially due to your Canadonian citizenship. Been trying to get access to that maple-syrupy dictatorship for decades. Your assistance may well prove invaluable for our coming invasion. We welcome you, o acolyte of the pony. I am more than willing to assist in your training, if questions you may have. Enjoy your time spent as our diabolical minion!
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    Hey, Pop - may I call you that? - ! My ponysona's name is Duality, and we welcome you to the MLP forums. You should be able to make plenty of friends around here; after all, that's what most of us are here for! Feel free to ask me any questions about getting started here that you may have.
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    Banned for wanton brohoofing without explicit permission from the Order of the Six Muffins. You really ought to know better.
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    Greetings, mortal! All shall fall before our unified might. Truly, you are a valuable asset to our organisation, even in your infancy. Especially due to your star shooty horn thing. I hear Trixie's big on that sort of thing. We welcome you, o acolyte of the pony. I am more than willing to assist in your training, if questions you may have. Enjoy your time spent as our diabolical minion!
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    Greetings!

    Duality replied to GoldieS's topic in Welcome Plaza

    Salutations in return, mortal! All shall fall before our unified might. Truly, you are a valuable asset to our organisation, even in your infancy. Especially due to your desire not to appear too much the dweeb. I admit freely to not being a particularly good role model in this area, but I'm sure you'll be fine. We welcome you, o acolyte of the pony. I am more than willing to assist in your training, if questions you may have. Enjoy your time spent as our diabolical minion!
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    Greetings, mortal! All shall fall before our unified might. Truly, you are a valuable asset to our organisation, even in your infancy. Especially due to your healthy, life-consuming obsession with cats. This is a very promising sign for your soon-to-be career in world domination. We welcome you, o acolyte of the pony. I am more than willing to assist in your training, if questions you may have. Enjoy your time spent as our diabolical minion!
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    @Hierok - Fun user, always chillin' over by the forum games section. Always does neat status updates. @meme - It's literally called 'The Banned Game'. That is all. @Arid_Blitz - Spamposts on my status feed always make me laugh. Kinda. In a psychosomatically disturbed sort of way. @Flutterstep - Because there's no Fluttershy like sweg Fluttershy. @ScruffyTheStallion - the afro grows with every passing profile picture update... @Driz - Your dentists have a point; you do have beautiful molars. Thanks, m'man. You're the best puddle I know too.
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    mega thread Answer the question above you.

    Duality replied to ~asdf~'s topic in Forum Games

    Realise that I forgot to triple-check my shopping list just in case my double-check didn't pick up on a mistake. Why is Phar Lap best pony?
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    Of course I trust you. What possible reason could I have not to? How many books do you own? What are they? How many pets do you own? What are they? How many siblings do you own? What are they? How many pieces of furniture do you own? What are they?
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    Banned for mentioning pizza without having any to share with us.
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    And methinks you eat reformation spells.
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    That's about the amount that I ideally have daily as well.
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    Tapioca. Every magical unicorn worth their salt eats tapioca.
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    WATlord5512
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    Square. jk jk dont kil meh vinyl Adorable.
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    Granted, but then the third law of thermodynamics is broken and the universe implodes in a philosophically obscure paradox. I wish for a doubloon made out of solid rainbow.
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    9.5/10.
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    10/10.
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    Jailed for not being anonymous. Revealing your identity on the internet is a bad idea.
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    Granted, but you get hyperninja'd every time you try to post on their appreciation thread. Ninja'd, but I thought it was a pretty good corruption, so: Granted, but Vinyl doesn't talk and Fluttershy just awkwardly tries to make conversation for twenty minutes with no plotline or real conclusion. I wish for a gold doubloon.
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    Banned for not also looking at something in the background.
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    Optimus Prime's spleen.
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    Your morning tankposts always make me smile.
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