Duality

Can one of you oddballs explain what you bronies have done?

Cause I don't get it.

So uh... how many Brits do I know on here?

:V
 

Finished it! It's not the best, but, for my first EG drawing, I'm pretty proud. 

(still suffering forum problems, but let's see if I can't get this shtick out... been meaning too. Love this new anime that's come out.)

  And then, from the back of the crowd of curious students, a voice bellows out from a betentacled fellow.

  "CAN I PET YOU?!!?"

  From the two elemental friends by his side, a blue one smacks him upside the head in a friendly cuff.

  @Duality: No, no you can't Wid. I don't know why you thought you could ask that.

    "I got excited..."

   @The_Gobo "EH, Let him try. I want to see how this winds up."

   "Don't encourage him. This place is weird enough as it is."

Sorry about the quiet streak lately. Yesterday, I was going to get on after me and my dad went to a parade for a small town's yearly fair. Turns out, I was not feeling that great following the parade, due to my forehead being turned into a daggum tomato (Got sunburned on it). Long story short, I took a 2 1/2 hour nap or something like that after we got back. Then we went back to that fair to see a Garth Brooks impersonator (that was absolutely awesome). Then today, came back to my dorm, did some homework. So, again, i'm going to be quite busy this week, with preperations of labs, final project proposals/ideas, and studying for the weekly calc 2 quiz. Thanks for hanging in there with me.

-Pat

Okay, so frogs are pretty darn cute. I've got, like, twenty stuck to the front of my house right now.

  You try to catch one and they just immediately dump out half their body weight in scared urine. They're squishy and soft not because an amphibian has to stay wet so much as that they're constantly wetting themselves in terror.

  Admittedly though, they're equal parts scary too. Like, ain't no animal can beat a toad for a disapproving, slightly bored grimace. They're cute in that reptilian brain sort of way. Like you fully expect a toad to try swallowing something twice its body length only to stop halfway through because they ran out of mouth space. Then proceed to die because they refuse to give up on a meal halfway through. I can respect that.

  #ToadBro

Okay, so frogs are pretty darn cute. I've got, like, twenty stuck to the front of my house right now.

  You try to catch one and they just immediately dump out half their body weight in scared urine. They're squishy and soft not because an amphibian has to stay wet so much as that they're constantly wetting themselves in terror.

  Admittedly though, they're equal parts scary too. Like, ain't no animal can beat a toad for a disapproving, slightly bored grimace. They're cute in that reptilian brain sort of way. Like you fully expect a toad to try swallowing something twice its body length only to stop halfway through because they ran out of mouth space. Then proceed to die because they refuse to give up on a meal halfway through. I can respect that.

  #ToadBro

Huh! Well, what do you know! An anime set in a world were everyone is a cute monster person! Even fat, dumpy, weird guys are cute catpeople!

 It's amazingly pretty respectful... to species we technically have no preconceptions of. Down to horses having an in-proportionate fear of snakes, or the clever & surprising way of pretty much doing a reverse naga.

  That... that Snakegirl is just mesmerizing. She's some transfer student in a new country where pretty much all the natives have been taught her kind are mindless predators when the truth is they're pretty much just trying to survive in one of the harshest climates on the planet. She's just so demure, kind, calm, understanding, sweet and with the deepest pathos & understanding. What's the word I'm looking for here? Nadeshiko? The anime trope term for essentially the Japanese "Perfect Wife?" The sort to bring you a bowl of hot soup if your sick, whether or not she's actually related to you... but still toss you out on the street if you stir up trouble in her household.

   Those are like the bluest eyes I've ever seen... all three of them.

    Alsodon'tgetalarmedbytheinitialpausescreen,youknowhowclickbaitis.

Okay, so frogs are pretty darn cute. I've got, like, twenty stuck to the front of my house right now.

  You try to catch one and they just immediately dump out half their body weight in scared urine. They're squishy and soft not because an amphibian has to stay wet so much as that they're constantly wetting themselves in terror.

  Admittedly though, they're equal parts scary too. Like, ain't no animal can beat a toad for a disapproving, slightly bored grimace. They're cute in that reptilian brain sort of way. Like you fully expect a toad to try swallowing something twice its body length only to stop halfway through because they ran out of mouth space. Then proceed to die because they refuse to give up on a meal halfway through. I can respect that.

  #ToadBro

Okay, so frogs are pretty darn cute. I've got, like, twenty stuck to the front of my house right now.

  You try to catch one and they just immediately dump out half their body weight in scared urine. They're squishy and soft not because an amphibian has to stay wet so much as that they're constantly wetting themselves in terror.

  Admittedly though, they're equal parts scary too. Like, ain't no animal can beat a toad for a disapproving, slightly bored grimace. They're cute in that reptilian brain sort of way. Like you fully expect a toad to try swallowing something twice its body length only to stop halfway through because they ran out of mouth space. Then proceed to die because they refuse to give up on a meal halfway through. I can respect that.

  #ToadBro

Huh! Well, what do you know! An anime set in a world were everyone is a cute monster person! Even fat, dumpy, weird guys are cute catpeople!

 It's amazingly pretty respectful... to species we technically have no preconceptions of. Down to horses having an in-proportionate fear of snakes, or the clever & surprising way of pretty much doing a reverse naga.

  That... that Snakegirl is just mesmerizing. She's some transfer student in a new country where pretty much all the natives have been taught her kind are mindless predators when the truth is they're pretty much just trying to survive in one of the harshest climates on the planet. She's just so demure, kind, calm, understanding, sweet and with the deepest pathos & understanding. What's the word I'm looking for here? Nadeshiko? The anime trope term for essentially the Japanese "Perfect Wife?" The sort to bring you a bowl of hot soup if your sick, whether or not she's actually related to you... but still toss you out on the street if you stir up trouble in her household.

   Those are like the bluest eyes I've ever seen... all three of them.

    Alsodon'tgetalarmedbytheinitialpausescreen,youknowhowclickbaitis.

Okay, so frogs are pretty darn cute. I've got, like, twenty stuck to the front of my house right now.

  You try to catch one and they just immediately dump out half their body weight in scared urine. They're squishy and soft not because an amphibian has to stay wet so much as that they're constantly wetting themselves in terror.

  Admittedly though, they're equal parts scary too. Like, ain't no animal can beat a toad for a disapproving, slightly bored grimace. They're cute in that reptilian brain sort of way. Like you fully expect a toad to try swallowing something twice its body length only to stop halfway through because they ran out of mouth space. Then proceed to die because they refuse to give up on a meal halfway through. I can respect that.

  #ToadBro

Huh! Well, what do you know! An anime set in a world were everyone is a cute monster person! Even fat, dumpy, weird guys are cute catpeople!

 It's amazingly pretty respectful... to species we technically have no preconceptions of. Down to horses having an in-proportionate fear of snakes, or the clever & surprising way of pretty much doing a reverse naga.

  That... that Snakegirl is just mesmerizing. She's some transfer student in a new country where pretty much all the natives have been taught her kind are mindless predators when the truth is they're pretty much just trying to survive in one of the harshest climates on the planet. She's just so demure, kind, calm, understanding, sweet and with the deepest pathos & understanding. What's the word I'm looking for here? Nadeshiko? The anime trope term for essentially the Japanese "Perfect Wife?" The sort to bring you a bowl of hot soup if your sick, whether or not she's actually related to you... but still toss you out on the street if you stir up trouble in her household.

   Those are like the bluest eyes I've ever seen... all three of them.

    Alsodon'tgetalarmedbytheinitialpausescreen,youknowhowclickbaitis.

Huh! Well, what do you know! An anime set in a world were everyone is a cute monster person! Even fat, dumpy, weird guys are cute catpeople!

 It's amazingly pretty respectful... to species we technically have no preconceptions of. Down to horses having an in-proportionate fear of snakes, or the clever & surprising way of pretty much doing a reverse naga.

  That... that Snakegirl is just mesmerizing. She's some transfer student in a new country where pretty much all the natives have been taught her kind are mindless predators when the truth is they're pretty much just trying to survive in one of the harshest climates on the planet. She's just so demure, kind, calm, understanding, sweet and with the deepest pathos & understanding. What's the word I'm looking for here? Nadeshiko? The anime trope term for essentially the Japanese "Perfect Wife?" The sort to bring you a bowl of hot soup if your sick, whether or not she's actually related to you... but still toss you out on the street if you stir up trouble in her household.

   Those are like the bluest eyes I've ever seen... all three of them.

    Alsodon'tgetalarmedbytheinitialpausescreen,youknowhowclickbaitis.

Okay, so frogs are pretty darn cute. I've got, like, twenty stuck to the front of my house right now.

  You try to catch one and they just immediately dump out half their body weight in scared urine. They're squishy and soft not because an amphibian has to stay wet so much as that they're constantly wetting themselves in terror.

  Admittedly though, they're equal parts scary too. Like, ain't no animal can beat a toad for a disapproving, slightly bored grimace. They're cute in that reptilian brain sort of way. Like you fully expect a toad to try swallowing something twice its body length only to stop halfway through because they ran out of mouth space. Then proceed to die because they refuse to give up on a meal halfway through. I can respect that.

  #ToadBro

Was just watching Planet Dolan on the YouTubes and they had one story sent in.

  The theme was crazy ex-girlfriends and one was a story about some guy catching his girl eating a dead rat in his bathroom since she thought she was a wolf.

 What my response would be in that situation?

  "Cool! Want me to throw some spices on that sucker n' panfry him up for ya?"

   I see no line drawn between you killing & eating a rat you found off the street and eating prepackaged ungulate flesh that has been ground up & prepackaged. Admittedly the latter is likely cleaner & healthier, but the former is totally more awesome. You think you're a wolf, no trouble on my part. In fact, that kind of crazy is a little bit attractive to me. Buuut... I mean, if ya got the option, girl, be honest and we'll clean that roadkill for ya first.

    ...and also, long as you don't ever eye me wrong when ya hungry. 

     Ooh! Rat-flavored pancakes! I hope we DO date a crazy person someday!

                  ...I dunno... the sardine pancakes didn't turn out well...

Was just watching Planet Dolan on the YouTubes and they had one story sent in.

  The theme was crazy ex-girlfriends and one was a story about some guy catching his girl eating a dead rat in his bathroom since she thought she was a wolf.

 What my response would be in that situation?

  "Cool! Want me to throw some spices on that sucker n' panfry him up for ya?"

   I see no line drawn between you killing & eating a rat you found off the street and eating prepackaged ungulate flesh that has been ground up & prepackaged. Admittedly the latter is likely cleaner & healthier, but the former is totally more awesome. You think you're a wolf, no trouble on my part. In fact, that kind of crazy is a little bit attractive to me. Buuut... I mean, if ya got the option, girl, be honest and we'll clean that roadkill for ya first.

    ...and also, long as you don't ever eye me wrong when ya hungry. 

     Ooh! Rat-flavored pancakes! I hope we DO date a crazy person someday!

                  ...I dunno... the sardine pancakes didn't turn out well...

Okay, so frogs are pretty darn cute. I've got, like, twenty stuck to the front of my house right now.

  You try to catch one and they just immediately dump out half their body weight in scared urine. They're squishy and soft not because an amphibian has to stay wet so much as that they're constantly wetting themselves in terror.

  Admittedly though, they're equal parts scary too. Like, ain't no animal can beat a toad for a disapproving, slightly bored grimace. They're cute in that reptilian brain sort of way. Like you fully expect a toad to try swallowing something twice its body length only to stop halfway through because they ran out of mouth space. Then proceed to die because they refuse to give up on a meal halfway through. I can respect that.

  #ToadBro

Sooooo tired...but the beautiful melodies are keeping me awake. Latching their chords around me like a silk blanket. Wait no, chords aren't melodies, or...are they? Who says they aren't? I didn't. That's what they want you to think!

Okay, I need sleep. Night pony people c:

*curls up on the floor*

I'm starting to lose interest in the forums.

I'm starting to lose interest in what would have been my new hobby: art.

Heck, even just playing a game I used to love is losing its sheen.

And I miss my friend dearly.

I don't know if I'll continue here, might take a break or something. Nothing is really interesting to me right now.

I just really want my friend back.

Was just watching Planet Dolan on the YouTubes and they had one story sent in.

  The theme was crazy ex-girlfriends and one was a story about some guy catching his girl eating a dead rat in his bathroom since she thought she was a wolf.

 What my response would be in that situation?

  "Cool! Want me to throw some spices on that sucker n' panfry him up for ya?"

   I see no line drawn between you killing & eating a rat you found off the street and eating prepackaged ungulate flesh that has been ground up & prepackaged. Admittedly the latter is likely cleaner & healthier, but the former is totally more awesome. You think you're a wolf, no trouble on my part. In fact, that kind of crazy is a little bit attractive to me. Buuut... I mean, if ya got the option, girl, be honest and we'll clean that roadkill for ya first.

    ...and also, long as you don't ever eye me wrong when ya hungry. 

     Ooh! Rat-flavored pancakes! I hope we DO date a crazy person someday!

                  ...I dunno... the sardine pancakes didn't turn out well...

*boops the whole forum at once* :3

Hilarious xD

Anybeing else ship their ponysona (essentially you) with a cannonical character, and,in turn, make OCs out of your foals? 

  I dunno why, but I find it hilarious to picture Limestone as a mother.