Duality

Greetings, mortal! All shall fall before our unified might. Truly, you are a valuable asset to our organisation, even in your infancy. Especially due to your experience with Everypony Singing. Newbies sometimes get spooked when we all simultaneously burst into song. Just another of the quirks of being part of an all-subsuming hive-mind. We welcome you, o acolyte of the pony. I am more than willing to assist in your training, if questions you may have. Enjoy your time spent as our diabolical minion! It could also mean that they all stayed and everyone else left because of their meaniness. Just a thought.

Tiny innocent chameleons.

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Does one of them happen to be a cat, while the other is a pony?

10/10.

10/10. Pear Butter. That is all.

Banned for getting in the way of me banning what's-his-face the emoprincess. Banned because your sig is sad. *obligatory foghorns* Here, have some yes. No, no, all of my yes, I insist. *reports post* *deletes own forum account* *throws laptop out window* *???* *profits*

Greetings, mortal! All shall fall before our unified might. Truly, you are a valuable asset to our organisation, even in your infancy. Especially due to your veteranarmyloreobsessionistphilosophiness. I can't think of a specific need for that precise combination of talents in our organisation, but I'm sure we can find you a job over in PR. We welcome you, o acolyte of the pony. I am more than willing to assist in your training, if questions you may have. Enjoy your time spent as our diabolical minion!

Avatar above meets you in person. I'm missing out on some well-deserved hugs here.

ALL. OF. MY. YES.

Banned for banning yourself for not being able to ban one so flawless as I.

@Sparklefan1234 Banned for not realising how deliberately intensely flattering that colour combination is.

Benjamin Franklin. And you won't survive long enough to find out...

Banned for being Spider-Man. That's not hair, it's webshooter ammo...

Heya, Cheshie! Tell me, did you know your parents?

The definitions of both 'real' and 'measurable' are highly controversial, so no can do, m8. Marvel vs. DC Comics? But there's a possibility that it is the correct answer and I'm a kid genius who managed to algorithm Graham's Number into tractability. And an even better possibility that it is the correct answer and I just lucky-guessed it off the top of my head. YOU DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S 'JUST AN ANSWER' UNLESS YOU HAVE PROOF OF THE CORRECT ANSWER.

THY FOULEST FOOLERY I SAY Oh, that's nothing. We insult our national sport all the time where I come from. I realise you meant that last quip to imply that we would be making a face of doubt that you are a mature adult, but the only face I'm making right now is one of appalled dismay at the fact that you would slander stickers and their wearers in such a derogatory fashion. My mother got sparkly stickers when she learnt to play the cello as a 30-something-year-old, and she loved getting them. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER, FROSTY[GAGE]THESNOWMAN? What's the most interesting thing you've ever found at a beach? What's the creepiest thing you've ever found at a beach? What's the most interesting/thought-provoking question you've ever heard? What's the coolest pen/pencil/writing implement you've ever seen?

Banned for not vectorarting your own picture.

5. Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong. You'll need a proof showing the actual first number to do so, though, I'm afraid, and you have a 1 in 9 chance of being wrong yourself. Which breed of cow is the most prettyful? Much more effective in that it contains more energy, yeah, but not in that it gives us effectively interference-free light-speed information about deep-space collision events. It's hardly as if anyone's trying to blow things up with gravitational waves.

bnd fr nt dvlvng nt cmplt llgblty by rmvng ll vwls frm yr cmmnts.

No question, so what's your favourite donut flavour? The scale may be small, but we have extremely sensitive detection devices nowadays. The reason such a small output was detected from such a massive event is because of how dramatically distance travelled decreases the energy of spherical waves. And no-one opposes general relativity because it's just an extrapolation of the same theoretical principles that special relativity is, and special relativity is experimentally verified by the very existence of nuclear power.

No question, so what's your favourite pizza flavour? They're perfectly reasonable within the conceptual framework of general relativity.

Banned for l33tspeak.

Greetings, mortal! All shall fall before our unified might. Truly, you are a valuable asset to our organisation, even in your infancy. Especially due to your multi-site usership. You shall be invaluable for our subversive dissent campaign among their number. We welcome you, o acolyte of the pony. I am more than willing to assist in your training, if questions you may have. Enjoy your time spent as our diabolical minion! Also, uh, don't know how to break this to ya, but ponies.