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Duality

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  1. Banned for ninjaing highly skilled trolls. You sure 'bout dat?
  2. Definitely. Peanut butter on apple slices.
  3. I wish for some of that delishus chez. Chez is so expensive nowadays. He's always been made out of cheese; what're you on about?
  4. Banned for not starting what I want to do. Banned for trying to kill @meme's dreams. One would think Luna would be more disposed to encouraging dream-chasing. Banned for assuming that stating that something is impossible is equivalent to stating that it is not possible. I'm not insinuating that impossibilities are possible, I'm insinuating that impossibilities aren't the same thing as 'not-possible'-ities. Mine is a semantical argument.
  5. I wish that you would paint my fingernails instead.
  6. Banned for insinuating that impossibilities aren't possible.
  7. Granted, but you can only do it badly. I wish polar equations didn't make me cry.
  8. Granted, but you still aren't anywhere near as amazing at it as I am. I wish for a horse.
  9. Granted, but I just did it to your post. And, no, you ain't getting it back. Irony reigns supreme. I wish I knew what Wally you were talking about here.
  10. Banned for not being a waitress with experience working in a bar.
  11. Greetings, mortal! All shall fall before our unified might. Truly, you are a valuable asset to our organisation, even in your infancy. Especially due to your utter newness. Actually, I'm not sure how that helps us at all, but, hey, we can always do with more expendables. We welcome you, o acolyte of the horse. I am more than willing to assist in your training, if questions you may have. However, I have absolutely no clue of how to graphic design, so don't ask me for any tips. Unless you enjoy doing things horrifically wrong as long as it's someone else's fault. Enjoy your time spent as our diabolical minion!
  12. Granted, but it's a wishy-washy version that's not half as good as the real thing. Confused as to how that relates to anything I said.
  13. Banned because that sounds really bad but I can't help you so I'm sad.
  14. JAILED FOR SLANDEROUS LIES YOU SPETCH-SPEWING LAMIAMONSTER please don't take me yelling insults at you seriously
  15. Banned for shaming me for something I already feel bad for.
  16. Granted, but you have no idea what goes through people's heads the rest of the time. I wish I knew what goes through your head sometimes.
  17. Banned 'cause now I feel like a bad person for calling you a hobo when you've got actual problems.
  18. Jailed for trying to jail water in a boat. This will not end well.
  19. You are welcome to the welcome. However, according to what passes for a legal system around here, you now owe me your very soul in exchange for such a boon. I greet you a second time, not as an equal, but as a blood liege. Bow before me, peon.
  20. Jailed 'cause I bribed the parking meter too. No, I'm not telling you how. I have my ways.
  21. Whoa, aren't movie tickets, like, 20 bucks tops? How poor are you? Banned for being a hobo. Double banned because why wouldn't your parents let you go?
  22. Jailed for arrrgh cute pokemenz. Sounds diabolical. Thanks for the idea.
  23. Banned for hating on things. Banned for not ignoring that in favour of horsemovie. Save up your ticket money and buy out the whole cinema.
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