Greetings, mortal!
All shall fall before our unified might.
Truly, you are a valuable asset to our organisation, even in your infancy.
Especially due to your utter newness.
Actually, I'm not sure how that helps us at all, but, hey, we can always do with more expendables.
We welcome you, o acolyte of the horse.
I am more than willing to assist in your training, if questions you may have.
However, I have absolutely no clue of how to graphic design, so don't ask me for any tips.
Unless you enjoy doing things horrifically wrong as long as it's someone else's fault.
Enjoy your time spent as our diabolical minion!