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  1. Some, upon seeing my bookcase, may wonder what the point of collecting so many dictionaries and thesauruses is.

     

    Twilight Sparkle is not one of those ponies.

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    2. Crystal Mirage
    3. Duality

      Duality

      ahhhh no fair i wasn't prepared for saderp

    4. The_Gobo

      The_Gobo

      It's okay, she's just sleeping :3

       

  2. GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY!

    GUESSGUESSGUESSGUESSGUESS!!

    IIIIIIIIIIT'S

    Spoiler

    PANCAKE DAY!!!

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    2. Duality

      Duality

      Shrove Tuesday shifts around depending on the year because it's celebrated a set number of days before Easter, which in turn shifts around depending on the year because its date is set in an old-school lunisolar calendar (similar to that used by the Jews), not the solar Gregorian calendar that we predominantly use nowadays, and accurate date-conversion to our modern calendar means that it has to shift around from year to year.

      TL;DR:

      many confus

      plenty gud

      vastly pankeks

       

      On that note, I propose you celebrate by making pancakes.

      Pancake-flavoured pancakes.

      *throws down gauntlet in front of you*

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

         Hmm, does make sense. I've seen many other holidays shift around a matter of days. Be it same date, different day.

      Waaait... so you're saying I have the Jews to thank for my National Pancake Day?... I fail to comprehend why anyhuman would ever hate them for any reason. They seem to be just the best ever people in all regards as far as I can tell!

       Though, think Anti-Sememememtarianism is mostly a big joke these days anyhow.

       

       

         ...what? You mean NOT flavor the pancakes?... If I had a mind, it'd be BLOWN! 

    4. Duality

      Duality

      Apparently anti-Semitism is a significant issue in American universities at the moment, actually. :unsure:

       

      As for the pancake pancakes, you do flavour them, but you gotta flavour them with pancakes.

  3. Greetings, mortal! All shall fall before our unified might. Truly, you are a valuable asset to our organisation, even in your infancy. Especially due to your fanaticism over Luna. You will find many, many, kindred spirits in this regard here. We welcome you, o acolyte of the pony. I am more than willing to assist in your training, if questions you may have. Enjoy your time spent as our diabolical minion!
  4. Greetings, mortal! (You did say we could call you whatever we wanted.) All shall fall before our unified might. Truly, you are a valuable asset to our organisation, even in your infancy. Especially due to your vast skill in the esoteric Speak of the Pony. You walk in the footprints of legends by carrying on this magnificent tradition. Many legions of warriors have wielded its power. We welcome you, o acolyte of the pony. I am more than willing to assist in your training, if questions you may have. Enjoy your time spent as our diabolical minion!
  5. Scene: Me lying in bed at night minding my own business.

    Cat jumps onto my bed and saunters up to my pillow, being petted by yours truly every step of the way in the hope that he'd snuggle up with me for the night.

    Cat proceeds to sit on my face.

    Cat proceeds to continue doing so for the next ten minutes.

    Cat proceeds to become bored with sitting on my face and jumps off my bed, leaving me with a mouth full of tail-fur and a suspicion that my cat has elevated disdain for humankind into a martial art.

    1. Dark Horse
    2. Prospekt

      Prospekt

      That's my cat in a nutshell. I gave up on allowing her to come in my room at night because I just couldn't sleep with her walking all over me and sitting on my face. :P If she would just snuggle up next to me and be still, then I would let her sleep in my bed.

    3. Crystal Mirage

      Crystal Mirage

      My cats stay outside to guard the barn. They're good at it!

  6. Nah, he just slept for half a day and revived completely. Designed to stop kids from running down the school halls. Ah, good old Matthew 6:34. One of my favourites too. Almost makes you wonder whether it was coincidence. . . Would you rather have a mattress, a pillow, or a blanket as your sole bedding while sleeping on the streets because you're a hobo? Thoughts on face-paint? What is the most organised part of your life? What's the greatest electrical current that has ever passed through any part of your body?
  7. Probably something along the lines of not dying yet. no u Flight, hands down. Mine and yours.
  8. How much floof is too much floof?

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    2. Duality

      Duality

      But anything less than that isn't enough floof? :P

    3. Floofie

      Floofie

      @Duality As long as you can snuggle in the floof, then it's a good amount of floof.

    4. Duality

      Duality

      Sound logic. :proud:

  9. D     A     R     K          H     O     R     S     E

    A     E     O     N          O     V     A     L     S

    R     O     S     E          R     A     B     A     T

    K     N     E     W          S     L     A     V     E

                                        E     S     T     E     R

  10. A     R     I     D     _     B     L     I     T     Z

    R     U    N    E            L     U    C    R     E

    I      N     K    S            I      C    T    U     S

    D    E     S     K           T     R    U    S     T

                                       Z     E    S    T     Y

     

    Here, have some word squares.

    They read downwards as well as sideways.

    1. Canteen_the_unstable

      Canteen_the_unstable

      It's hip to be square 

  11.  T     I     G     E     R          G     E     E     K          G     U     Y

     I     R     A     T     E          E     Y     R     E           U     S     E

    G    A     M     U     T          E     R     L     E           Y     E     S

    E     T     U     D     E          K     E     E     P

    R     E     T     E     S          

  12. And still the birthday wishes accumulate.

    Hope you have a good one! :P

  13. You know you're a Twilight Sparkle when you're taking a pony personality test and the question 'what is your favourite number (from 0 to 9)' takes you the longest time to answer out of all of them.

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    2. The_Gobo

      The_Gobo

      I just answered one

      ... because it's the loneliest number T3T

       

    3. Crystal Mirage

      Crystal Mirage

      @The_Gobo What's wrong with being lonely? :lie:

      And it was performed by 3 Dog Night ... oh I see where you're going math wiz.

    4. The_Gobo

      The_Gobo

      Because it sucks XD

      lol

       

  14. Me. Hopelessly infatuated. TPAM owns a purple pen.
  15. Just blue. Are you wearing any white item of clothing?
  16. Not in the slightest. I've never met water in my life. TPAM wants to be a unicorn.
  17. A partially-underground public train service counts, right? Are you wearing a black item of clothing?
  18. The sound could be drowned out by a pin dropping, but technically. TPAM can surf.
  19. Of course I will! For a small small fee of $250 per day GST excluded terms and conditions apply. Will you write me a poem?
  20. Use it all the time. Same?
  21. @Skylord Nexus has a character for later introduction, @reader8363 and @Biohazarddallas (and @Arid_Blitz and I, of course) have already posted their intro post, @Mentis Soliloquy and @woodchunks66 don't have any teachers (we're focussing on teacher/staff intros at the moment, so they don't have to post if they prefer to wait), so all that leaves is you and @Denim&Venom. TL;DR: Half of us have already posted, half of the remaining half are more than entitled to wait until the rest of the teachers/staff are posted, and half of the remaining half is you.
  22. neva they're too fab not to be together
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