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  1. Duality

    I like DC Comics.

    Batman's edgy, Superman's OP, the rest of them exist too I guess, all the good stuff.

    But there's one thing I have against them.

    Something that should have existed but was stolen from us by some delusional guy who thought Batman was OP enough to 1v1 Superman.

     

    Superman vs. One Punch Man: Dawn of Justice.

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    2. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Another "Superman is OP" shtick that somehow forgets the existence of Green Kryptonite, Superman's history of facing even-stronger enemies (e.g., Mxyzptlk), etc.

    3. Duality

      Duality

      perhaps too soon for digs at dc

    4. SoberStarlight

      SoberStarlight

      The way I feel about Superman still remains the same. If he really wanted to, Superman could kill almost everyone (excluding characters like The Anti-Monitor or Mxyzptlk), let alone a rich guy in a batsuit. I'm not even talking about High Chancellor Superman, Ultraman, or Superboy Prime, or even Superman One Million. 

      Apparently, DC is going under new management, so I'm looking forward to seeing new DC film adaptations in the near future! 

  2. Duality

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    truly a beauteous and majestic creature

    1. The_Gobo

      The_Gobo

      You fiend XD

       

    2. Sovereign Leader Rarity

      Sovereign Leader Rarity

      As much as this is a low blow, I couldn't agree with you more regarding the sentiment below the picture.:grin:

    3. The_Gobo

      The_Gobo

      The most delicious of creatures's though o3o

       

  3. Duality
    behold the glorious creature that is capper truly it is unthinkable not to vote for him
  4. Duality
    vote capper or perish
  5. Duality

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    many anguish

    1. Shadicus

      Shadicus

      Awww, that’s terrible! Don’t worry girls I’ve got some frozen pizzas in the freezer!

  6. Duality

    New?

    Duality replied to omgamapwny's topic in Welcome Plaza

    Salutations, my good lurker! If you wish to learn more about your chosen art, there are many masters of lurk on these forums whose experience is well worth drawing on - for a small fee, of course. They accept blood sacrifices and all major credit cards. Marketing aside, I hope your stay here is a good one. If it isn't, you can die content with the knowledge that at least one of the Five Dread Lords is now satiated. There shouldn't be any issues to speak of that don't involve them; this is an intensively friendly community. Feel free to talk to me if you have any problems settling in, though - unlike the Dread Lords, I don't bite.
  7. Duality
    Granted, but I only visit you in order to loot your house. I wish for a diamond.
  8. Duality

    My pastor is a black belt in judo.

    Saw today a video of him smashing three or four stacked cinderblocks with a single bare-fist punch.

     

    Truanting church services just lost a lot of appeal.

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    2. PiratePony

      PiratePony

      That ranks up there with the Papal Ninja (a Catholic Church worker who competes on American Ninja Warrior)

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      "Do you have any sins, my son?"

      *smashes cinder blocks*

      "...No sir, I've been good."

    4. Duality

      Duality

      We're a Protestant church, so him versus the Papal Ninja is a very feasible prizefight premise. :pout:

  9. Duality
    @Arid_Blitz Both approved.
  10. Duality
    I cannot answer this as there is no experimental evidence on the subject. Unless, of course, you wish to volunteer your own body for the task. 13.9. Highly alkaline. what possible reason could the government have to fake it tho Actually not appreciably higher in occurrence frequency than anywhere else. People just notice mutations far more often near Chernobyl because they're looking for mutations far more often near Chernobyl, and Chernobyl is one of the very few untamed wildernesses in the region (hence more wild animals than anywhere else in the region and thus more possibility of mutations appearing). That's. . . weird. Story of my life right there. She 'hacks into' the subconscious (sleeping) mind by artificially stimulating/suppressing electrical activity in pertinent regions of the brain. Highly unethical. muh homeboy right there Probably just Duality, and the ability to access the mirror realm. Found one in the urinal just the other day.
  11. Duality
    *swoons* A complex number of dimensions? Astounding. Best response yet. Lies. 'Absquatulate' is vastly superior. Which would you rather be able to pwn everyone else on earth at, air guitar solos or ninja boops? Who would you rather be able to pwn epically in a live-TV fight, Dwayne Johnson or Jacky Chan? What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place? What part of your body vanishes every time you stand up?
  12. Duality
    Ebay and Amazon have loads of cheap dapper watches (e.g., this nifty one for just over a dollar); you don't necessarily have to wait until you're rich. *flaunts dapper charcoal fedora* Good thing or bad thing, do you think? I would've done that too if the person in question hadn't been my cousin. yes. When was the last time you organised some aspect of your living environment? What's the most spectacularly broken object you own? What's the most spectacular way you've ever broken something? What's the most spectacular way something's ever broken you?
  13. Duality
    I just got out of bed, so I can say with experiential evidence fresh in my mind that I am motivated to get out of bed in the morning because I'm hungry and I need breakfast. As for what drives me forwards in life, I get things done because they need to be done and because getting things done pays off. Sure, I could die at any moment, but God says He's got me covered and I'm inclined to believe Him. In my formidable opinion, people nowadays get mopey and existentially depressed because they try to solve their problems with philosophy - modern mainstream philosophy states outright that there's no reason for us to exist. Theology is where you go for a reason to live.
  14. Duality
    *gets out highlighter and doodles all over your calendar* *then boops you with it*
  15. Duality
    Guilty until proven innocent, that's what I always say. Behold the therapeutic effects of maths. I always wear an old-school Swiss watch and a carbon-fibre ring, but that doesn't suit everyone's style. Something on your wrist is usually the easiest accessory to add to your look, like a rubber wristband, a timepiece, or a Hello Kitty pentagram tattoo health tracker. All the rage at the moment, health trackers are. Something on your finger is a common alternative. Cool rings are pretty cheap nowadays if you look in the right places Saturn's rings are going for a couple bucks on the dark market at the moment just look for the orange lady with a llama and say I sent you. If neither of the above appeal to you, just wear a kewl hat. Preferably a large one. Bonus points if glancing at its colour scheme has the same effect as staring at the Sun for several minutes. When do you most often daydream? What would you do if someone gave you a solid steel car piston for Christmas? What word do you most often misspell? What definition would you assign to the word 'quiblerk' if you made it up just now?
  16. Duality

    I learnt a new insult today.

    Scaramouch: A boastful poltroon.

    If you don't know what 'poltroon' means, it's another insult worth knowing.

     

    Who says reading dictionaries is a waste of time?

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    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Quote

      The fact that Bohemian Rhapsody has the word 'scaramouch' in it 

      ...wait... it's not Scattamoose?

      Blast it! I based a whole OC on that!!! But we need more Moose in this world! 

    3. Duality

      Duality

      Gotta be careful with those niche references.

    4. The_Gobo

      The_Gobo

      My pun senses are tingling...

      What does a canadian yell when they're hunting and they spook their target?
      Scare-a-moose!!

      :P

       

  17. Duality
    As long as you vote for her, we don't have a problem.
  18. Duality
    (╯°□°）╯︵ ( ͜。͡ʖ ͜。)
  19. Duality
    Actually I could use 2/5 of a pitchfork to impale 1.2 heretics' spleens, assuming three tines per pitchfork. wait WHAT FROSTI HOW COULD YOU I TRUSTED YOU I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS AND YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS WE'RE OVER (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
  20. Duality

    Is it abnormal for people to consider Dandelin spheres adorable?

    Because Dandelin spheres are like my newest waifu.

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    I mean, look at them! How can you resist mathematical entities so eager to please?

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    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Pshaw! As if! The goat I have a crush on has far prettier eyes! Like you peons can even grasp my aesthetic capabilities! 

    3. The_Gobo

      The_Gobo

      This page confuses me so very much XD

       

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      @The_Gobo 

         GOOOOOOoooood~~*

  21. Duality
    Force manipulator specialising in gravity, also has some healing abilities and water control, making him a Special. It seems our opening for a janitor has been filled. Post when ready.
  22. Duality
    I have done maths. Currently there are 79 votes, which means 26.3-recurring people threw in their three votes. Derpy only has 16 of those votes. This means there are ten-and-a-third heretics that we must expurgate from the forums, and we will require 3.4-recurring pitchforks to perform said expurgation, assuming three tines per pitchfork, one tine per heretic's spleen, and one heretic's spleen per heretic. Maths is so useful.
  23. Duality
    Just follow the application format at the bottom of the first post in the thread to apply.
  24. Duality
    Water molecules are fairly stable, so pretty much anything that doesn't involve horrible chemistry or exotic physics. That is to say, not much outside of a laboratory or the core of a star.
  25. Duality
    Actually, water yankee ditzy doos.
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