Duality

We just got our ducklings. Only 1 day old.

the closer you get to understanding insanity the further you get from understanding reality ¦)

At least I know that I don't know, question is are you smart enough to feel stupid? 

*a pair of zotl eyes peek out at you from the edge of the water* Hey you... yeah, you! C’mere...

Closer!!

... *boops and dives back under the water* <3

Why can't people just tell you when they don't want to talk to you? I worry too much when people disappear...

/vent

Why was discord fading in that tea party episode if discord being “normal” is chaotic in of itself?

the closer you get to understanding insanity the further you get from understanding reality ¦)

I just recently learned the janitor where I work is also a part time security guard and a mom raising kids. If that doesn't take dedication, then I don't know what does. Also, if someone tries to break into that place, they won't know what hit them, and they definitely won't expect it to come from the janitor. xD

Would anypony care for some dihydrogen monoxide? 

Ever notice that in fiction, when there is a group of three things/people, each one relates to either Power, Wisdom, or Courage?

I think this is called the TriForce rule.

Ack! I accidentally swallowed a piece of boiled onion in my omelette! Now it'll sprout in my stomach and I'll have a boiled onion plant sprouting out of my mouth!!

  Argh! My drinking tapwater is frothy! That must mean it has excess minerals or suspicious additives in it!! That will all pile up in my guts until I slowly turn into stone from the inside out!!

  I'm terrible at cooking! I can't do that!! Cooking requires heat, heat can burn, and burning causes carcinogens which causes cancer! I'm practically GIVING myself cancer there!!

 AUGH! TRUMP'S IN OFFICE!! ...no, I don't know who he is or what he does, he just seems really mean.

This air tastes dusty! I'm breathing in the decayed remains of long dead others! Argh!!

 I have an appointment in four hours! MUST START PANICKING NOW! PANIC HELPS US!!!

  An Egg! Aaah! Salmonella! AAAH!!

 WE COULD DIE AT ANY MOMENT! Why isn't anyone else screaming constantly?!!?  Aaaaaaaaah!!!

   -Slimpsy, and my mood today.

we need to bring back the pony loading icons

fhaolan made some great ones of the mascots a while back

 (mlp forums mascot, buffy)
 (pony.fm mascot, viola)
 (equestria.tv mascot, viridian)
 (ponyville live mascot, azura)
 (ponyroleplay.com mascots, wordplay & fair dice) [ponyroleplay.com does not currently exist, instead i guess it's for the roleplay section here]
 (poniarcade mascot, nova)
(poniarcade minecraft support mascots, aurora & gemini)
 (ponyexpo mascot, desert rose)
 (poniverse mascot, pixel wavelength)
https://fhaolan.deviantart.com/

and here are some older loading icons that were actually used on mlpf

  
and i couldn't find any others so these might be the only 2, other than buffy being used before the upgrade

get rid of that new generic loading icon and use some good stuff (unless that's too much trouble idk what you're working with)

We just got our ducklings. Only 1 day old.

Got my We Love Fine Celestia today!

Thank you @Jeric I love her!!

We've concluded the first leg of the MLP Forums World Cup. Before we begin the final part of the Team Qualifiers (The Wild Card Round) please give your opinion on which system you prefer. 

Also, thank you to everyone who has participated. 

What does Coca Cola actually taste like?

O3o @Trotteur Sauvage @TrotterOoze Gallaslime @Duality @The_Gobo

What does Coca Cola actually taste like?

What does Coca Cola actually taste like?

What does Coca Cola actually taste like?

What does Coca Cola actually taste like?

My boss made a terrible joke yesterday...

so I told him "With how far you had to reach to made that joke, I'm surprised your last name isn't "Armstrong" :/ "

I saw a faint grey watermark stain on my bathtub today, and, being a perfectionist, began idly rubbing it off with my thumb.

It not only failed to come off, it transformed into a vibrant blue smear.

I was highly freaked out until I realised that I had pen ink on my hand.

My boss made a terrible joke yesterday...

so I told him "With how far you had to reach to made that joke, I'm surprised your last name isn't "Armstrong" :/ "

My boss made a terrible joke yesterday...

so I told him "With how far you had to reach to made that joke, I'm surprised your last name isn't "Armstrong" :/ "