Snarken

Be truly loved in this world.

Literally every time I go somewhere public, some creep tries getting it on with me. Like, I'm taken.

I imagined myself laying in bed with my best friend (MouseCake) and my girlfriend (Mickey). It was easily apparent something wild had happened earlier, if you catch my drift

My spelling is literally perfect. I don't think it's even possible for me to make a mistake when typing (and I'm not just jerking myself off here.)

My Survival Plan: 1. Get as much guns and ammunition ( I'm really good at shooting and with even one firearm, I am as deadly as a U.S. Marine). 2. Save my girlfriend Mickey. 3. Defeat as many evil-doers as I can and loot their belongings. It doesn't hurt to have a genius level intellect either, so any problems I run into, I can easily fix. Any tools I'm missing, I can improvise, too.

I'm thinking of playing tf2. It's my favorite game and I my girlfriend (Mickey) loves playing it with me, too. EDIT: If anyone wants to play with me too, here is my profile http://steamcommunity.com/id/snarken/