Widdershins

   You know what I find funny 'bout Furry?

  Well, other than how easy & hilarious it is to pun...  Like, seriously, why isn't there a Furry Road parody?

  "Can't we get beyond the Furrydom?"

     ...is that, for some reason, some think having a coat of fur is a good thing. As a fellow that actually does have, albeit patchy, but nonetheless dense fur (you could likely sink your limb up to the elbow deep in my hair... and maybe you'll get it back, Flufflepuff style) hair be itchy! I shudder at the thought of wearing clothes over hair! As it stands, that's why I refuse to wear hats, even if they could fit over all this! Does nobody else realize just how much scratching dogs do? Fur gives so much more surface area, which means more to clean & room for lice n' whathaveyou! There's just been times I've gotten a lock outta order and just had to spend, like, a solid five minutes scratching like mad! Shedding too, yeah, but that I've gotten used to. Everyone in my family has hair over a good three inches long so, yeah, we've had some odd run ins there.

   Oh, and one other thing! Sure, foxes & wolves & dogs n' cats n' various rodentia are cute... but you all do realize there's more species out there, right? And don't gimmie none of that Neon Orca halfbreed nonsense! Sure, I won't deny it still comes out pretty, but that's still a thing you made up! There's probably another hundred thousand different mammals out there alone and all I keep seeing is yet more fox things! Let's get a bit of originality here!

    Is an anthropomorphic Vampire Squid too much to ask, really?

   Or an Anthro Sea Urchin or Nudibranch?!

    Anthro Vinegaroon!  My kingdom for some creativity!!

   ....    *dizzy stare*  'K, so maybe I get a bit ranty at three in the morning... Y'all have yehrseffs a good- *thunk*