Widdershins

  So, playing with fire like I usually do... and I just learned something about myself...

   I finally, fully understand the Fluffy ability in Pokemon. Coarse, curly, dense hair burns like paper or dry weeds! I only just now noticed that the only reason I don't sizzle like a fresh steak onna griddle whenever I get anywhere near a candle or open flame is that my front paws (yes, I call my hands paws. I'm like a reverse Lyra that way, shaddup y'all.) are pretty much the only part of me without a layer of fluffy fur. I just can't get nearer then four inches to an open flame without sizzling!

   I guess that cinches it then.

  For a while, I pegged myself as a normal type pokemon. So, despite how popular it is, considered myself an Eevee. Cute, typical, but pretty much unremarkable aside from it's potential. Nobody just raises Eevees to keep 'em Eevees.

  But there's a new normal pokemon that fits me so much better. That fully encapsulates the ideas of a guy who tends to aimlessly wander wide-eyed until he gets into trouble, the sort who tests how flammable he is out of curiosity or just that thought of "Yeah. I may be bigger than you, but... I... have absolutely no clue at all. Of Anything."

  So If I was a Pokemon, or capable of fusing with one... which is totally a cannonical thing now in Pokemon, just ask me! ...

   I'd be Bewear.

   I've even inadvertently adopted the same habit of putting a balled-up fist (paw) up to my mouth when I'm thinking like it does in the games!

   Yeth... I am pretty much admitting that I'm a giant pink bear. Ah Dunno anymore than you do about this...