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...The Glowing Skyorb from above shines doubly in the reflection of the crystalline transparent pane that bisects my domicile from the exterior clime. The Talking PopTart that facilitates the transference of the voices of my distant loved ones imparts knowledge to me of the bone-clad hellhounds that stalk the night, shadowy in my device's capability to fully pinpoint their full capacity & appearance. Perhaps, after suitable amounts of this hellish pack can be hunted down & tamed, maybe one among them can prove not only worthy, but willing to accompany me into battle ontop the spinning disks that dot the towers around my erstwhile unremarkable county village. Perhaps, one day soon the clan I hath lain allegiance & loyalty to shall be able to unfurl its golden banners down to proclaim that I had made a difference as I stand tall upon those aforementioned gold-bedecked towers with my flaming hound.
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Pokemon Go is doin' some event now! Like, all fire n' ice types! You know I'm all over that! Didn't even know Houndours & Houndooms were even in gen2! Man! They look creepy to find on your radar at past the middle of the night! Go Team Instinct!
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Woah, dudes! Isn't vocabulary, like, totally RADICAL?!!?
SEWING MACHINE!
*completely unnecessary & failed attempt to bob his head in a "cool" manner*
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