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You know what really just decapitates my Grendle?
I'm sittin' here, playin' Hearthstone with my dragon deck and ya gotta concede! I don't want to win this! You're supposed to either kill my dragons to make an even bigger threat or make room for more dragons or provide said dragons with a tasty, sinewy-from-terror meal!
EAT MY DRAGONS OR BE EATEN BY THEM! MWA-HAHAHAAAA!
Hi. I'm Widdy, and I'm a dragonmage.
"So! I see you've handily dealt with the last five dragons I've sent at you... HAVE ANOTHER DRAGON!"
"Hmm... so you say this problem requires delicate diplomacy & an intricate knowledge of local politics in order to provide a healthy outcome for all innocents involved?.... DRAGONBOMB THE ENTIRE CITY!!!"
*whaps himself repeatedly in the face with a book*
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