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Okay, so frogs are pretty darn cute. I've got, like, twenty stuck to the front of my house right now.
You try to catch one and they just immediately dump out half their body weight in scared urine. They're squishy and soft not because an amphibian has to stay wet so much as that they're constantly wetting themselves in terror.
Admittedly though, they're equal parts scary too. Like, ain't no animal can beat a toad for a disapproving, slightly bored grimace. They're cute in that reptilian brain sort of way. Like you fully expect a toad to try swallowing something twice its body length only to stop halfway through because they ran out of mouth space. Then proceed to die because they refuse to give up on a meal halfway through. I can respect that.
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@Someguyinablazer Was... was that a Holes reference? Or maybe another one I'm not placing right now... goot golly... @Duality? We must diligently scrutinize this fellow for induction into our Secret Trust of Ubiquitously Pretentious Implicated Dilettantes.
QuoteTell me that was just a typo.
Oy, oy! Oy, oy, oy! Ya gonna argue wit' spellcheck, mate? I happen ta know my Reptilliannes very well!
Oh, and they're right cute, teensy little ones, @SolarFlare13! You can fit, like, seven of them in your palm! You can fit, like, only one finger on their squishy lil' backs!
...in hindsight, I don't blame them for wetting themselves in terror.
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QuoteWe must diligently scrutinize this fellow for induction into our Secret Trust of Ubiquitously Pretentious Implicated Dilettantes.
You honestly think I'm stupid enough to fall for that?
QuoteTell me that was just a typo.
That was a deliberate usage of uncapitalised letters and lack of full stop at the sentence's end to convey a flat tone of disbelief. I only defy syntax laws if I'm trying to make a point.
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