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Some things I've noticed recently:
Ingredients: Shrimp. May contain Shrimp.
WHAAAAT?!!? MY CLEAR BAG OF SHRIMP, LABELED SHRIMP, SMELLING OF SHRIMP AND CLEARLY IDENTIFIES AS SHRIMP... SOMEHOW...
HAS SHRIMP IN IT?!!?
Why, a tragedy this is. I could have died from shrimp exposure when I intentionally brought this bag of shrimp home to eat. Heads will roll for this! Here I was betting on the sweet graces of society that this was merely Eggplants that had turned pink, fleshy and grown tiny crustacean tails. I just do not know who to trust anymore!
And, earlier today whilst out; I spotted an advertisement sign that simply stated about a brand of some sort of supposed animal feed. It was labeled as just:
Science Diet.
I hence bought it and now I subsist ENTIRELY on a meal of nothing... but PURE SCIENCE!
Soon, SOON! I shall become a being comprised entirely of Pure Science! What...? No! What is happening to me! My skin and body are becoming liquid! I'm becoming smarmier by the second; I'm becoming some sort of being of split @Duality !!!
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But its more TROPICAL THAT WAY!
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