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HI GUYSES! THIRD STATUS UPDATE IN A ROW! I'm that excited.
Speaking of "excited." Just heard that old "I'm so excited" song by the Pointy Sisters for the first time and that's totally our theme song! ...not...like, Me, as in the character, so much as... but that's not what I wanted to confess to you all!
I AM IN LOVE WITH A MONKEY!
Oft I have eschewed mine hatred of spider monkeys but... MTG has put out a new Unhinged Set!
It's just OOZING with my tactics and strategies!!! You all just have to go out and buy AAAALL OF IT! Especially you!!!
(It has alot of "science" stuff and building of complicated contraptions. Too many rules for me as opposed to blind luck, but I feel you'd take to it like water to water!) There's the option to fuse together unwilling test subjects too! SEE! The Steam-Powered Pony! The NinjaBot! The Half-Squirrel, Half-Vacuum! AND THE MOST TERRIFYING OF ALL!
THE DREADED! HALF-KITTEN.... HALF-KITTEN!!!
...but none of the cards so far encapsulates everything I hold dear as the Spirit of Confusion as the Willing Test Subject!:
"Wonder what THIS does?!!?"
There's a considerably high chance she wasn't even female to begin with. ...I'm not protesting. Lol.
I need several more Willing Test Subjects. Preferably with Mandatory Friendship Shackles.
...and you have no idea how absurdly happy I am that I can walk up to the card shop owner and say that outloud. And mean it.