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Today, I bought myself some chew toys.
I don't have a dog.
... U-uhm... l-let me e-explain....
I have this overpowering urge to chew. Maybe I got a perpetual case of the munchies from stress, or that my Wisdom Teeth never really worked their way out of the gums, but I need something to stick in my mouth.
And... well... to confess... I've always wanted to be treated like a dog. I-in a good way, you know? They've always been the only reliably happy & understanding faces in my life and I learned alot from them. Perhaps too much. Just... that ain't too much to ask, eh? A pat on the head, a scritch behind the ears... m-maybe a t-tummy rub~~*
Ey, uh... embarrassed now. Going to go back to chewing on my bones now. Sometimes you just want a bone in your mouth, you know?
That's what YOU said!!!~~
Shaddup! IknowI'madorable!
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Anything contextless really, sort of the downside to structured culture.
Like, if I just walked up to you while on your daily bus commute and handed you a sandwich without a word of explanation.
The ruff part is choosing when doing something would be inopportune and when it doesn't matter enough to fret over.
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