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Ack! I accidentally swallowed a piece of boiled onion in my omelette! Now it'll sprout in my stomach and I'll have a boiled onion plant sprouting out of my mouth!!
Argh! My drinking tapwater is frothy! That must mean it has excess minerals or suspicious additives in it!! That will all pile up in my guts until I slowly turn into stone from the inside out!!
I'm terrible at cooking! I can't do that!! Cooking requires heat, heat can burn, and burning causes carcinogens which causes cancer! I'm practically GIVING myself cancer there!!
AUGH! TRUMP'S IN OFFICE!! ...no, I don't know who he is or what he does, he just seems really mean.
This air tastes dusty! I'm breathing in the decayed remains of long dead others! Argh!!
I have an appointment in four hours! MUST START PANICKING NOW! PANIC HELPS US!!!
An Egg! Aaah! Salmonella! AAAH!!
WE COULD DIE AT ANY MOMENT! Why isn't anyone else screaming constantly?!!? Aaaaaaaaah!!!
-Slimpsy, and my mood today.
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