Widdershins

*Loosely ties a cheap necktie around his fluffy neck before noticing you*

   Well Boopies!  You all know what time it is now, dontcha? What it typically is around this late at night! A little something we like to call...~

  Late Night Stand-Up with Widdershins!       ...(or it would be "stand-up" if I had enough spine for posture!)

Now let me prepare for my entrence!...

   *Skids flailing in from Stage Left*

  Ack! Everybeing panic! Nightmare Moon has sicced Eternal Night on us all again!

  ...No, no, wait. False Alarm there. My bad. Had me eyes closed! Same thing, innit?

   What's the diff, really? Chances are probably pretty high that an entire society can be formed by none of its participants ever seeing daylight or leaving their personally controlled climates to actually see what state the world is in? But, I mean, like, what're the Chances of that ever happening?!!?

   Huu!~ But I didn't come here to rag on Princess Luna & Princess Celestia! They're amazing! Think of it! Two sisters who both have the same first name and also happen to be royalty! The chances!!

  But Equestrian naming conventions, amiright folks? It's a right shame we don't ever call Princess Can'tDance... I mean Cadence, by her full name anymore. You know, Mi Amore Cadenza. Which, as we all know from our Prench Lessons (which is Pony French, Be-T-Dubs.) translates as the phrase: "My Love Is Furniture."

 Which was also a semi-popular Equestrian Soap Opera. But I do digress!

   Does make me wistful for meeting the Prancing Pink Pony Princess someday myself!

  "HOOOOII! PRINCESS CREDENZA! SIT STILL WHILE I FIND ME A PLACE TO PUT THIS VASE OF FLOWUHS! But foist, put on this DOI-LY! Can't have yeh getting all dusty on me!"

  Eh. But I'm sure Shining Armor knows how to keep her from getting dusty. You know what they say; can't have a dusty wife!

  Oh, but I don't mean anything by it, for any of those out there that do like the Pastelest Horse out there. I'll stop with the furniture references. After all, can't go on much further with the analogy as I can't say I've really seen her drawers.

   Tank you! Tank you all! You've all been a great oil painting tonight! Remember to tip your waitresses! Especially the lovely lass that happens to also be a cow!  ...no, no the other one. She'll get it.