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Today has been truly terrifying.
I went to the mall. Think we can all agree that's a lesser portal to Hell in & of itself.
Driving home today (Yeah, they let me operate a several ton piece of machinery everyday. What's with the alarmed surprise?) saw this guy dragging a limp body out of a building. I'm sure the cars around me noted my wild, frantic flailing as I tried to sort out if I had to get out to see/help. Then I noticed the body was boneless. A weighted training dummy for the firefighters. ...It's hard for me to tell sometimes. All you humans are sacks of sacs to me anyhoo.
But that wasn't the most terrifying part! I had to deal with an Unfamiliar Cup Dispenser!
Was all like SHUNK! before I was ready and I didn't know if I had to catch it & I didn't want to get arrested for cup abuse!
Oh shaddup, Widdershins.
Mockery is the sign of friendship! And iffen ya can't befriend yourself, how ya gonna find more?~*